help with girls...

hi, reading on the two other threads abotu girls, ti seems that you guys really know alot and me.... know 100% nutfin, luckily im in a relationship but omg i do not know what to do :/ who buys there girlfriends presents? when you meet ehr do u kiss her? do u take ehr out to ncie places? these kidna things i have no idea about... sorry but through the last 3 eyars (when i didnt have a gf all my money gets cash injected into my pc :') )

not being rude but how are you in a relationship without knowing anything about girls :mrgreen:

i always buy my girlfriend presents, not just on birthdays/special occasions but sometimes just randomly - it dosent have to be anything expensive, a £5 bunch of flowers from tesco's does the trick

of course you have to take her out to nice places - you dont want her to feel like shes not worth taking out somewhere nice - but again do it in moderation, too many times and you'll spoil her :mrgreen:, with my gf its not about the place you take her (within reason, dont take her to McDonads for a romantic night out :lol:) its just the being together thats important

on a final note, with the kissin thing you mentioned, kissin her when you see her is nice, but if its in public dont go chewing her face off - its not nice for the rest of us

good luck mate

and buy her nice presents like a storm waterblock or a dual core opty. as for the kissing, if she flinches when you kiss her, take the cigarette out of your mouth and try again.

Wow, it's been nearly three hours and no-ones said it... TTIUWP!!!
Well glad you're happy dude. Things will work out fine if you just stick to what you're heart tells you to do - theres no rule book to go by unfortunately, just play each day as it comes.

She's only your girlfiend if you 'Dutch Oven' her... 'nuff said.

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TTIUWP!!!

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2nded

and just so its not spam, theres plenty of nice places to go out that are pretty cheap, most resteraunts will do a cheap night.early bird offer. And just stuff like if youre in town, spring for nice italian or some such for lunch, rather than burger king/mcds whatever.

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Originally Posted by herulach

most resteraunts will do a cheap night.early bird offer.

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or a cheap bird early night offer :D sorry couldnt resist that :)

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Originally Posted by herulach

if youre in town, spring for nice italian or some such for lunch, rather than burger king/mcds whatever.

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Now that it's sunny, grab a picnic in the park! Awwww...

Let us know how it goes!

THATS A GR8 IDEA A PICNIC... AND BEFORE ALL U GUYS GET THE WRONg end of the stick im 16 not 34...

Pretty obvious from your English.

When I was 16 I used to take my then g/f out on the lash, Thursday was cheap night, could go out with £10 - 15 and have a good night. Other than that I did things that were cheap, because I had no money.

:)

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Originally Posted by G4Z

Pretty obvious from your English.

When I was 16 I used to take my then g/f out on the lash, Thursday was cheap night, could go out with £10 - 15 and have a good night. Other than that I did things that were cheap, because I had no money.

:)

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Ohhh, thats so upper class :D
At 16, it was the park, a wench, and a bottle of white lightening around here ;)

you could afford white lightning? Flash git.

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Originally Posted by jackvdbuk

hi, reading on the two other threads abotu girls, ti seems that you guys really know alot and me.... know 100% nutfin, luckily im in a relationship but omg i do not know what to do :/ who buys there girlfriends presents? when you meet ehr do u kiss her? do u take ehr out to ncie places? these kidna things i have no idea about... sorry but through the last 3 eyars (when i didnt have a gf all my money gets cash injected into my pc :') )

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I have only one thing to say, and I'm going to let this gif say it for me:

http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/3...martime3fs.gif

Let it play once and it goes smoother

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Originally Posted by herulach

you could afford white lightning? Flash git.

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And Agent had a park.... we had to make do with a bus stop as our park was patrolled by Hitler

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Originally Posted by Agent

Ohhh, thats so upper class :D
At 16, it was the park, a wench, and a bottle of white lightening around here ;)

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You had a park? you were lucky! we used to have to go drinking in a rolled up newspaper int middle of motorway!

FIELDS FOR THE WIN!. Tree's are especially handy.. who needs beer!. :D

(watch out for cows and insane horses/bulls, they are a mood ruiner for sure)

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You had a park? you were lucky! we used to have to go drinking in a rolled up newspaper int middle of motorway!

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haha
- you gota love a bit of python!

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hi, reading on the two other threads abotu girls, ti seems that you guys really know alot and me.... know 100% nutfin, luckily im in a relationship but omg i do not know what to do :/ who buys there girlfriends presents? when you meet ehr do u kiss her? do u take ehr out to ncie places? these kidna things i have no idea about... sorry but through the last 3 eyars (when i didnt have a gf all my money gets cash injected into my pc :') )

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No mate, you take her out to horrible places. Prison and Wales being the favoured locations.

I jest of course. Nobody goes to Wales on a date.

3 simple rules for taking your better half out:

1) Don't go to McDonalds. Nor Burger King. Nor even a big chip shop that has seats and an Outrun arcade machine. Doesn't have to be the Hilton, but a nice local restaurant is more the thing.

2) Don't let her pay for the meal. Don't go dutch.

3) Don't wait for her to go to the bathroom, then unscrew the lid of the salt so its nearly coming off, then put it back, so she comes back, goes to use it and gets salt all over her meal, while you laugh, point and hold up a big sign you made earlier and had hidden under the table up to this point that says 'One Nill To Me!' on it.

Yeah... you pay.. its kinda like prostitution but legal.. but thats life hehe.

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3) Don't wait for her to go to the bathroom, then unscrew the lid of the salt so its nearly coming off, then put it back, so she comes back, goes to use it and gets salt all over her meal, while you laugh, point and hold up a big sign you made earlier and had hidden under the table up to this point that says 'One Nill To Me!' on it.

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Bingo! I would never have thought of that, could be sooooo much fun :lol:

you COULD just be nice to her, listen to her til you're bored....and then dump her.

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Originally Posted by Zak33

you COULD just be nice to her, listen to her til you're bored....and then dump her.

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That's if she doesn't dump him first ;)

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Originally Posted by Zak33

you COULD just be nice to her, listen to her til you're bored....and then dump her.

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dude, you need to stick around more than about a minute to get anything good out of it ;)

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Originally Posted by Agent

Ohhh, thats so upper class :D
At 16, it was the park, a wench, and a bottle of white lightening around here ;)

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Agent-how could you forget the Mugging part :P

U see- there's plenty of reasons the older guys are just saying " dont dampen it" ;)

I have a Lesbian friend and everytime she meets someone new -she says the same lines " oh i wanna marry her and i wanna have a kid" -i just yeh right cool- but in my head im thinking what a stupid bi*** -Cos lets be honest here, the phrase "Jumping The Gun then Biting The Bullet" can hurt quite alot- nearly sent my friend to suicide..... but managed to pull her back together.... now she's in a happy relationship and so far she hasnt jumped the gun ;)

All i can say is-make sure it is real love- cos otherwise you're gonna look the fool... ;)

Sry to dampen it a tad bud -but its real life...

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Sry to dampen it a tad bud -but its real life...

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This thread was happy till you came along! Gah.

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and buy her nice presents like a storm waterblock or a dual core opty.

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Now thats a PROPER present... none of this flowers crap! (although i still like flowers)

For the record, I'd like a new laptop harddrive and a Slot Loading DVDRW.

Plz thx.

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Originally Posted by tiggerai

Now thats a PROPER present... none of this flowers crap! (although i still like flowers)

For the record, I'd like a new laptop harddrive and a Slot Loading DVDRW.

Plz thx.

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What about those Zalman Flower coolers?

:crazy:

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What about those Zalman Flower coolers?

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rofl :bowdown:

Jackvdbuk, at 16 you should't be thinking too much about girls might get you into trouble, concentrate on your studies or college work.

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Jackvdbuk, at 16 you should't be thinking too much about girls might get you into trouble, concentrate on your studies or college work.

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And you'll go blind.

Hehe, Hehe, Hehe

nice to see this girly thread