Paris Hilton gets recording contract

No not for another one of her low budget "art" films, this time they've decided to give her a microphone......

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Paris Hilton has reportedly signed a recording contract with Hollywood's Warner Brothers Records.

Hilton was photographed by The Sun leaving the Warner Brothers Records studio after a meeting with executives where she has apparently signed a contract to record an album with the company.

Earlier this month The Sun’s Victoria Newton singled out Paris to be the new Britney Spears.

She has drafted in the incredible writing powers of Cathy Dennis, who penned chart-toppers like Britney Spears' Toxic and Kylie's Can't Get You Out Of My Head.

Her debut album is set to feature a track called My Mistake – recorded about the famous sex footage of the heiress and her boyfriend which took the internet by storm.

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http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds28439.html

There was me thinking x factor/pop idol was as low as the music industry could go :(

God help us all

Heard this a few weeks back....its quite shocking

This is a sad day for the music industry :(

This is actually quite old news, shes working with Hip-Hop superproducer Scott Storch, and at the 2005 VMA awards she was seen with him the whole time.. I think he also bought her a Mercedes McLaren SLK. I've heard two of her songs produced by him so far, they are turd. Production is OK, but erm, I think he just wants some ass as well as to add to his supremely large amounts of money (as he isn't a Brad Pitt as they say).

Surprising? why? Since when has talent been a requirment for a contract?
All you need is to be able to sell records, and lets be honest, the 'Paris Hilton farting Album' would still fly off the shelves.

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Originally Posted by TeePee

Surprising? why? Since when has talent been a requirment for a contract?
All you need is to be able to sell records, and lets be honest, the 'Paris Hilton farting Album' would still fly off the shelves.

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i think i already have the dvd :D

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Originally Posted by shelley bda

This is a sad day for the music industry :(

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I think it might be a good day, when people hear it I hope the record labels will understand that they just can't release this kind of rubbish.

Chillun, run fetch daddy's shotgun

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Originally Posted by Famished

I think it might be a good day, when people hear it I hope the record labels will understand that they just can't release this kind of rubbish.

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Oh but they can, because music is no longer about how talented a musician you are, talented musicians achieve a cult audience at best, its about how marketable you are, how good your face would look on the front of a frosties packet and how many million dollars you can make by wearing reebok trainers, the music industry has turned into such a parody of itself its not true.

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Originally Posted by Knoxville

Oh but they can, because music is no longer about how talented a musician you are, talented musicians achieve a cult audience at best, its about how marketable you are, how good your face would look on the front of a frosties packet and how many million dollars you can make by wearing reebok trainers, the music industry has turned into such a parody of itself its not true.

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Cmon Knoxxy, hurry up and get that record contract!!!!!! we need some redemption

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Originally Posted by shelley bda

Cmon Knoxxy, hurry up and get that record contract!!!!!! we need some redemption

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I'm workin on it believe me!

Me and my new lead guitarist have been writing/jamming twice a week this last few weeks and from just the two of us we've got 5/6 songs done and ready to be tuned up with the rest of the band, the final stage now is to get a decent singer in, spend a month or two tightening up and then we'll hopefully be ready to gig by the end of july and get our first cd recorded hopefully by september, then the fun really begins :D

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Originally Posted by Knoxville

I'm workin on it believe me!

Me and my new lead guitarist have been writing/jamming twice a week this last few weeks and from just the two of us we've got 5/6 songs done and ready to be tuned up with the rest of the band, the final stage now is to get a decent singer in, spend a month or two tightening up and then we'll hopefully be ready to gig by the end of july and get our first cd recorded hopefully by september, then the fun really begins :D

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Heh wow good news mate :D I wish you the best of luck since I know the music industry is getting harder by the day, and it's harder for people to get into it now that there is already so much out there, and as you said, big labels are no longer really concerned with talent. However, I'm also going to be producing a mixtape by the end of Summer featuring artists worldwide (mainly from Europe and America)... and my part? Well I produce the instrumentals, manage the recordings and mixdown, and help/do songwriting - it's going to be my Uni portfolio for a Music Production course, as well as distributing it to record labels of all shapes and sizes :D Also I'm going to be mainly using a female singer whos got a real good voice, and an A-Level in dance, and as sexy as hell... hows that for marketable and talented :O

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Originally Posted by unreal

Hip-Hop

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Upper-class american white girl doing hip-hop. What?

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Originally Posted by Caged

Upper-class american white girl doing hip-hop. What?

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Lol chav anyone? Well Storch is well known for his hip-hop and rap productions (that famous key riff on Still Dre, and some of 50 Cents hits like Candy Shop and Lil' Bit) but he does some good stuff for pop music too, like Beyonce's songs like Crazy In Love, Naughty Girl and allegidly (although I don't think he is behind it) the forthcoming Pussycat Dolls single 'Buttons' ft Snoop Dogg, which although I'm not really a fan of theirs, its a very good tune. So expect pop. And lots of it. Maybe with a lame rapper or two.

Yeah you started reeling off names of which the majority were / are terrible, so the less I hear of this new creation, the better.

Gimme some Roots Manuva :)

lol Just because it isn't your taste in music (and probably no one elses on this forum to tell the truth) I'm sure there's plenty of people out there that enjoy their music :)

But I want to be close-minded :(

I know I drink a lot and consequently have a fuddled mind, but I'm sure I saw a Paris Hilton song on MTV a month or so ago? I suppose it could have been Avril Lavigne or Kelly Clarkson or someone, but I'm sure I remember thinking at the time 'one more string to her bow of ultimate lack of talent'.

Still, if she's got Cathy Dennis involved, the songs probably won't suck. As an unrepentant lover of pop (shove it up your ass if you disagree :D ) I'm a massive fan of Cathy. One Step Closer by S Club Juniors is but one of her genius songs:D.

To be honest who cares if she has got a contract, just vote with your ears and your wallets, don't listen to or buy any of her records, no-one will make you do either of these things :)

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Originally Posted by Norky

Chillun, run fetch daddy's shotgun

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hahahahaha, yup sounds like the only solution

This is what we're looking at guys;
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/106653...o_hugh_hefner/

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Originally Posted by XA04

This is what we're looking at guys;
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/106653...o_hugh_hefner/

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Oh my goodness graciousness :lol: poor Hugh Hefner, i just hope he forgot to turn his hearing aid on :crazy:

Not so much of a big surprise, as has been mentioned the music industry just isn't about talent anymore. Talent can be added with computers, and popular songs/tracks can be produced with very simple music - just look at 'bands' like Busted, McFly, Fightstar - All of their 'songs' are basic power chords with the odd embelishment, but generally very simple.

That's how nu-indie has taken off, the strokes, killers, hard-fi etc all use very similar, simple patterns.

heck even some of the music I love is like that - alot of metal is for the most part very simple, just played insanely fast. Difference is with the solo's I guess, some truely inspired work on some of those.

Alot of people think that Paris looks good (personally i dont agree, but still), and her name is worth a lot of money. I imagine that this will be a similar story to Victoria Beckham - a couple of singles that sell well enough due to her fame, but after that she won't be heard of again...

I think we should set these guys on her

http://www.drakkar.de/images/lordi_pic_008.jpg

That's Lordi, Finlands Eurovision entrants :D

And their Video Blood Red Sandman

:bowdown:

I wish Paris hilton would just die.

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Originally Posted by shelley bda

I think we should set these guys on her

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That's Lordi, Finlands Eurovision entrants :D

And their Video Blood Red Sandman

:bowdown:

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lol that's ace, finland does produce some ace music :) Finntroll, Sonata Arctica, Norther, Nightwish (still good even with Tarja's recent bitchyness) All ace bands 3 of which I met at thirteenth day festival last year :)


edit: Wow it reportedly takes Lordi 5 hours to get the band looking like that(!) A lot of effort before each show...
http://www.roomthirteen.com/cgi-bin/...gi?BandID=1572