It's risky putting this in here, as it's a bit rude but I think it's worthy
So if you're easily offended...don't scroll down.
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What does John Prescott have in common with an MFI flat pack?
A few screws in the wrong place, and the whole damn cabinet falls apart
Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
You owe it to yourself to click here really.
love it
Did you hear about the shrimp that went clubbing? Pulled a muscle.
Badum....ah screw it.
Haha, great stuff!
Doctor, doctor, should I file my nails?
No, put them in the bin like everybody else!
"Well, there was your Uncle Tiberius who died wrapped in cabbage leaves but we assumed that was a freak accident."
Doctor, Doctor, people keep ignoring me!
NEXT!
You owe it to yourself to click here really.
lmfao, nice one Zak =P
teh funnay
"In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penises, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship."
Try telling this one after a few drinks...........
What do you call a donkey with one leg?
A wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
A winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love?
A bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind?
A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?
A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while
breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
nevermind trying to tell it - try remembering it!Try telling this one after a few drinks...........
I have problems remembering them while sober ...
Oh my god
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funny, hard enough trying to remember it sober, let alone rembering and sayin it after a few drinks!
I cant remember it sober or not =))
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lmao at all - especially Zak though. You can't beat some good topical humour.
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