I got this in an email, enjoy:
One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers "what it means to be British?". Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one from a chap in Switzerland ...
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry, a Chinese meal, or a Turkish kebab on the way, to drink Colombian coffee, sit on Swedish furniture & watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
And the most British thing of all?
Suspicion of anything foreign."