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  • Set it on fire and take photographs

    13 39.39%

  • Throw it off the top of the nearest multistorey

    6 18.18%

  • donate it to charity

    7 21.21%

  • introduce it to Mr Chainsaw

    7 21.21%
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  1. 19-11-2003, 09:20 PM #17
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    Let her do her coursework...then blow it up before she has a chance to print it
    (sorry but that would be funny)
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  2. 19-11-2003, 10:20 PM #18
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    Originally posted by mgh0
    Well, it looks like the machine is going to go to my little sister to type her coursework up on.

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  3. 19-11-2003, 10:22 PM #19
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    heh, its either that or have her clog up our network gateway machine, she has a habit of closing bittorrent windows which can be most vexing.
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  4. 20-11-2003, 05:28 PM #20
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    unscrew the case, put something explosive in, and measure how high the side panel flies


    oh, then some pics of the insides
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  5. 20-11-2003, 05:30 PM #21
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    Wire 240V AC to the processor. No need for explosives.
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  6. 20-11-2003, 05:34 PM #22
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    which version of linux did u try to install?
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  7. 20-11-2003, 05:37 PM #23
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  8. 20-11-2003, 06:11 PM #24
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    Fill the case with concrete & leave it outside yr house with a webcam trained on it...Got to be a laff if someone tries to pinch it.
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  9. 20-11-2003, 06:47 PM #25
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    or even bolt it to the pavement otuside you house with said camera and then watch prat try to take it...

    or one step further; actually video them stealing it and then take evidence to police, crininal caught. say it was ultra high spec machine, like a G5 or something, you know radeon9800, 64bit cpu, 2G of ram etc... and then get a much better one back

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