footy joke

[0iD]

should make you laugh.

It is just before the England v Brazil match.
Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered".

Ronaldinho looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat themby myself, you lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10minutes)". He is beating England all by himself!

Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on".
They put the teletext on. "Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1 (Lampard 89 minutes)".

They can't believe it; he has single handedly got a draw against England!!

They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.

He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."

"Don't be daft! You got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"

"No, No, I have! I've let you down...........I got sent off after 12 minutes"

[Clunk]

nicking this for email spammage

[Steve A]

LOLOLOL

England jokes arent funny @ world cup time ..

But i will make an exception in this case

[frumpet]

England jokes arent funny @ world cup time ..

Guess we shouldn't mention graham taylor then?

[Steve A]

Negative ... Mr Taylor was about as good as howard wilkinson tbh

[hawarkarem]

lol i think we shud replace England with France in this

[deeloughran]

LOL!! This is Englands problem atm to be honest attacking, their defence is rock solid, but they just can't cut it going forward (Can't reallly count Jamaica they are a completely bum team and had their best player sent home and their players had been partying all week!!). Sven needs sacked, he isn't a good manager, and to be paid 4 million a year which is the highest of all the international managers!! He is not worth it! Get a new manager in who can play a normal system that actually suits England (3-5-2 or 4-4-2) and not a crappy diamond as their central midfielders are both attacking and neither is good at sitting back, or is just wasted their!
This comes from a neutrals point of view

[Noni]

Attacking for england IMO is great-

lampard and gerrard for attacking runs which support Rooney and crouch/owen/theo . Also you have joe cole on the left with quick feet to make opportunities and also beckham to bring in those curling balls to crouch and other players.

England just have to get settled and need confidence, then we will go far.

[Steve A]

Hmm, i know im a little bias but, i cant see a weakness in the team, i cant see how we could improve it , i know there will be teams that are technically better than us, but as far as what England is about i can't see much in terms of what other teams will exploit ??

Dont know what other people think but thats my opinion...

[FatalSaviour]

lol i think we shud replace England with France in this

Just so noone even bothers to get their hopes up eh?

[Tumble]

nice

[pr0p4g4nd4]

I laughed and I dislike football, good joke

[ChrisC]

hahahaa

good one