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    It's Friday: It's Religious Joke Day

    Now...before we proceed, it's important that you're all careful about jokes with religious meanings, links and the simple fact is....

    only I'm brave enough , and this one is worded beautifully

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    A priest, a Pentecostal preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to
    the students of the University of Montana in Missoula. They would get
    together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.
    One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people wasn't really
    all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.
    One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They
    would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt
    to convert it. Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the
    experience.

    Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has
    various bandages, goes first. "Well," he says,"I went into the woods to
    find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the
    Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to
    slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and,
    Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb The bishop is coming
    out next week to give him first communion and confirmation."

    Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and
    both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone
    oratory he claimed, "WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I
    went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from
    God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took
    HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP
    another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quick DUNKED him
    and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle
    as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus."

    They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He
    was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and
    out of him. He was in bad shape. The rabbi looks up and says,

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    "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to
    start."
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    You can thank my Mum for that one

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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    Nice one Zak
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