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    Ferrari F1 joke

    >> The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
    >>
    >> This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
    >> British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some
    >> Liverpudlian youngsters.
    >>
    >> The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on
    >> how unemployed youths from Liverpool were able to remove a set of
    >> wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas
    >> Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of
    >> pounds worth of high tech equipment.
    >>
    >> It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management
    >> team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an
    >> advantage over every other team.
    >>
    >> However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first
    >> practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all
    >> four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had
    >> re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases
    >> of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the
    >> shower.

    Prolly a repost, but i don't care

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    old but still quality


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    hehehe Not heard that one b4

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