>> The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
>>
>> This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
>> British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some
>> Liverpudlian youngsters.
>>
>> The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on
>> how unemployed youths from Liverpool were able to remove a set of
>> wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas
>> Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of
>> pounds worth of high tech equipment.
>>
>> It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management
>> team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an
>> advantage over every other team.
>>
>> However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first
>> practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all
>> four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had
>> re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases
>> of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the
>> shower.
Prolly a repost, but i don't care