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    what do you do? lol

    sorry guys seen it and had to post

    *The Poopie List*

    GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

    CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

    WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

    SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

    POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

    LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

    GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

    DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

    CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

    GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

    SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

    WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

    THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

    THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

    the mexican poopie = It smells so bad your nose burns. (in honour of mart_haj86 )

    anymore? lol
    Last edited by Kitty; 02-08-2006 at 04:20 PM.
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    hmm, ive seen this list before and theres one missing. the mexican poopie = It smells so bad your nose burns.

    thats me.

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    I hate the word poopie.

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    Someone must have doing a really long poopie to have thort up this thread...

    Varies

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    It's funny 'cos it's poo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UKMuFFiN
    Someone must have doing a really long poopie to have thort up this thread...

    Varies
    nope not me i dont do such things pmsl

    how gross lol
    Kitty cat meoWWWW......ill take that kiss now...

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    a combination of all, and i agree with above above^^^

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    Down the bog i would say

    lol @ steve

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    Ah man do I need a Forest Gump!

    Another missing one: The Put it to Bed Poopie, you line the toilet bowl with a warm bed of bog roll in anticipation of the splashback!
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