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    White van men!

    Thoughts, comments?

    I am one, however mine has stickers on the side.

    In my experience the unmarked D - P reg white unmarked Ford Transit vans are the ones to be avoided!
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    some are ok tbh, like you said the ones who seem to work for big companies or associated with a company are ok (usually becuase they have the ring 0800...... "how am i driving" sitcker on the bumber)

    it seems to be the ones in unmarked vans, you know the type the ones that are riddled with rust and have things like "i wish my wife was this dirty" and "wash me" written on the back that seem to cause the problems
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    I have to say, as long as I'm not hit, the one which drives around Tonbridge from time to time at night shooting people with a paintball gun is rather funny

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    I find that they like to swing their doors open without looking when they're parked on the side of the road. They like to do this just as you're going to drive past them.

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    Lol... I have a "hows my driving" thing on the back of mine but my company made it part of the livery and its all seperate number stickers...... Whoops the kids round my way peeled one off!!!

    In general, the ones that open their doors like lemmings into the path of traffic are delivery / courier drivers. For my safety (and yours) I am bound by the New Roads and Streetworks Act. Which is a smart way of saying, I have to have cones out and a yellow beacon on if I am on a public highway! Has always seemed stupid that delivery drivers arent bound by this!
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    I used to be a white van driver now iam a white van drivers pasanger cut us up you die.hahaha.
    We are the king of the roads,long live the white van.

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    I think the people who drive NEW white vans are the most dangerous - as they now have the speed to overtake nearly everything on the motorway! I blame Ford

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    Quote Originally Posted by joshwa
    I think the people who drive NEW white vans are the most dangerous - as they now have the speed to overtake nearly everything on the motorway! I blame Ford
    That's what I tell all the police men . All I need is a Flux Capacitor and I swear I could travel in time.

    Bearing in mind I've upgraded from white to red van man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrandX
    Bearing in mind I've upgraded from white to red van man.
    Is it like Karate? Do people work up to a black van?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve
    Is it like Karate? Do people work up to a black van?
    Yes

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    Is it like Karate? Do people work up to a black van?

    Yeah, a VW Transporter. Bloody fast, those things
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    Taxi drivers and Bus drivers are the worst.

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    All I need is a Flux Capacitor and I swear I could travel in time.
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    ^^ im sure there's gonna be a bolt of lightening that'll hit the town hall

    as for white van men, I'm one too one of the things non-van (or lorry) drivers dont seem to understand is that we have massive blindspots which you could hide a couple of houses in, so dont sit in them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamin
    Lol... I have a "hows my driving" thing on the back of mine but my company made it part of the livery and its all seperate number stickers...... Whoops the kids round my way peeled one off!!!
    ONe that made me laugh was "Don't like my driving? Then dial 0800 F**K OFF!" And yep, they were smacktards....
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