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    PS3 Jokes here

    Prompted by this news, linked from Bluesnews, I thinking about what jokes we could come up with?

    EG A playstation 3 walks into a bar....
    How many Playstations does it take to change a lightbulb...

    Will try to come up with one or two myself!
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    I think MSIC wants peopel to finish off thejokes. I would try but I am terrible at it.

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    My go -

    How many Playstations does it take to change a lightbulb...

    A Playstation change a lightblub? It's a console you twit, an inanimate object! How's it meant to change a lightbulb?!?

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    ooooooooooooook its another one of "those" threads lol
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    Ok, limeric time.

    There once was a console from Sony
    Who wanted to cost under 'a pony'
    "I'll come with Blu-Ray"
    Said the console one day,
    "And you'll all afford me" - if only!
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    Ba dum tsh.

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    A Playstation 3 walks into a bar, and I forget what happend, but it was quite funny.

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    There was once a famous playstation,
    Who asked that we don't have frustration.
    No wires on the controller
    (That you'd think was solar)
    Will avoid some nasty castration.
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    A playstation 3, an xbox 360 and a Wii are all playing in the playground.
    a genie appears from the magic slide of doom, and says "whoever slides down this chute will be turned into whatever they ask for" /cue deadly music
    so one by one the consoles go on the slide.
    playstation 3 climbs to the top, starts to slide..."Weeeeeeee" and gets turned into a certain next generation nintendo console.
    xbox 360 climbs to the top, starts to slide..."Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" same thing happens!
    Nintendo Wii climbs to the top, starts to slide, realises his pants are caught at the top and gets a gigantic wedgie. "Oh Sh*t" he cries, and turns into a playstation3.

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    PS3...

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    Very nice one Steve B!
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    I got it a ps3 walks into a bar and trips and smashes then every nerd in a 5 mile radius bursts out crying for a whole year (oh ye they were all had glasses that smashed)

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