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    A Straw? And Fruit? Bazzlad's Avatar
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    Strangest Sign ever.

    Any Golfers want to shed some light on this?!

    Is this why I'm a bad Golfer?! A secret technique I've missed out on?!

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    get this picture up on mygrammargood now!!!

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    A Straw? And Fruit? Bazzlad's Avatar
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    Who ever makes mygrammergood has my permission to put it up. Just credit me

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    Maybe people who 'lick the balls' as it were are trying to create swerve, like cricketers playing with their balls. These sportsmen, I don't know...

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    strange picture...person with no legs hovering infront of window?

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    I usually get my girlfriend to...

    Oh, I see!

    *gets coat*

    Just kidding ;P

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    Sometimes golfers lick their golf balls when picking them up after putting out. Don't ask me why, and it seems to be the preserve of the "extra mature" golfer. Anyway, if greens have been treated with pesticides, etc, licking (or more accurately sucking like a gobstopper) the ball has obvious consequences.

    In fact, during my student days I saw an episode of the magnificent Quincy M.E. where he eventually traced this as the cause of a fuddy-duddy's heart attack. Genius.


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    Ahhh It's Quincy's fault. That playboy.

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    it made me smile. ive always wondered about people that play golf

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    lol, made me laugh.

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    A golf ball is licked to clean it. Why they don’t use a towel I’ve no idea. I hope they don’t carry this into other areas of their lives such as domestic chores.
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    i sent this to a few guys at work, they didn't seem to think there was anything wrong in licking golf balls

    takes all sorts i suppose...

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    sound like something from how to play bad golf.
    "whats our motto billy ? , we dont play bad golf and feel bad, we play bad golf and feel good"

    EDIT : spelling thanks mart_haj86
    Last edited by Elspuddy; 17-08-2006 at 11:36 PM.

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    Please define the word "feal" ? im sure you meant "feel" unless you meant it in some other way?

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    bah, bad spelling, thanks

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