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We all have them.
I was at a party on saturday and a mate of mine showed me how to open a beer bottle with 2 things
a) A Lighter
b) Another bottle of beer
A friend of mine can do this with his teeth (but id rather not risk the dentist trip)
Im just curious as the any other ways you can open a bottle of beer or in general any party tricks you have up your sleeve.
you can open a beer bottle on anything with a hard edge, the table edge is a favoutite of mine, although it does create scratches very easily.
Opening a wine bottle without a cork screw (push it in). the trick is being able to get the cork out again (*can* be done with a thin cloth, like a tissue, if you get the corner hooked rount the end of the cork and pull hard)
my party piece is generally just boring people with conversation and saying the wrong thing at the wrong time
iv opened a beer with my teeth before, but i was very drunk at the time and in the morning my whole mouth was killing me so i never did that again
i have managed to do it with a spoone before aswell but dont ask me how cos it surprised me when i did itand was never able to do it again
the opening with two bottles is a good one but then your always left one bottle left unopened which is a pain, then i just try and use a wall
You can do it with folded up paper too.
yeah wasnt the paper one on here a week or two ago? i dont believe in this day and age everyone desnt have a bottle opener on there keys... its imperitive!!
i have noticed a lot of bottles recently, normally odd alcopops are coming with twist-off tops that are still bottle-openerable. its odd
how in god's name do you open a bottle with a piece of paper?
I gotta try that one with the paper, you need to fold it several times.
I've always used my teeth to open bottle's when not near a door, bottle-opener or a set of keys aren't available.
Saying that, I must be lucky as I've not chipped or slipped and cut my gums like a few mates I know have.
Anyway, that's no party trick. My party trick is to sleep with my eyes open and sit there and people think I'm a great listener ;)
I can eat a full lemon - no problem. Always sends people into a cringe.
I also can drink Jiff Lemon like water :D. Love the stuff :)
LOL I have so got to see you do that :crazy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent
that is disturbing!
You people are all ghetto, y'all should all invest in a bottle opening keyring, nuff said really... :D
A mate started a new one at the last party we went to.
We made him eat a spider, n the he asked for more.
So we made him eat a few more.
Apparently theyre crunchy with a soft centre, but i really am not gonna try it.
The "I'm a lady" (nob between legs) trick is guaranteed a laugh no matter what.
Seriously, i cant tell the difference between an Apple and a Lemon - Mad eh ? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lee @ SCAN
yeah mad, some people can eat Red Savina pepper's without really tasting them. the bodys a weird thing!Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent
My front door key does the trick...
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Hehe lots of bottles over here have those screw-caps that look identical to normal bottle caps. I used it as a trick when my english mates came over to visit - passed them some carlsbergs I got from Germany and took one I bought in switzerland for myself - processed to just open the bottle with my hand, and watched them try and do the same (only to result in loud "oww" etc).Quote:
Originally Posted by MadduckUK
Was fun :)
oo nasty. but bet is was funny :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Spud1
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Originally Posted by Agent
Lol! Agent I take my hat off to you!
Makes my nasal flossing with a condom ( unroll condom, up nose and out mouth) pale into nothingness!!!
Should probably keep that to yourself mate. Or does he like it when you talk like that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent
had a m8 who once drank toilet water, licked someones armpit, eat lard
once he had a few beers in him he would do almost anything
I can fit my fist in my mouth. And I have a big fist!
Mine tends to be getting the pants of girls I really shouldn't. Mates, sisters/girlfirends/mothers. Yeah that one gets me in trouble.
Otherwise my stupidly high pain tolerance is useful for all kinds of things. Especially winding up people who clamin to have a high pain tolerance :P
I saw my mate once open a bottle of wine without having to push the cork in, Basically he took a yellow pages and a supporting wall held the yellow pages against the wall and repetively whacked the bottom of the bottle against it .... Low and behold the cork started to move out of the bottle on it's own. He got it to a point where he could just pull it out!!!!!
BrOw
Edit: I found this shady clip of a ron jeramy/David Bellamy lookalike doing the trick
*nb BrOw not responsible for any demolition of stud walls, annoyed neighbours or red wine stained carpets!
http://www.alejahandlowa.pl/obr/drognet/252760_d.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Agent
id pay money to see that. i know they changed the name but i prsume you DO mean this stuff? ;)
I think he meant this stuff?
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/879...ice55mlfj5.jpg
Was that before or after you drank the bottle of Jif? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Agent
notice the ";)"Quote:
Originally Posted by mart_haj86