Party tricks

[mart_haj86]

We all have them.

I was at a party on saturday and a mate of mine showed me how to open a beer bottle with 2 things
a) A Lighter
b) Another bottle of beer

A friend of mine can do this with his teeth (but id rather not risk the dentist trip)

Im just curious as the any other ways you can open a bottle of beer or in general any party tricks you have up your sleeve.

[Funkstar]

you can open a beer bottle on anything with a hard edge, the table edge is a favoutite of mine, although it does create scratches very easily.

Opening a wine bottle without a cork screw (push it in). the trick is being able to get the cork out again (*can* be done with a thin cloth, like a tissue, if you get the corner hooked rount the end of the cork and pull hard)

my party piece is generally just boring people with conversation and saying the wrong thing at the wrong time

[mallett]

iv opened a beer with my teeth before, but i was very drunk at the time and in the morning my whole mouth was killing me so i never did that again

i have managed to do it with a spoone before aswell but dont ask me how cos it surprised me when i did itand was never able to do it again

the opening with two bottles is a good one but then your always left one bottle left unopened which is a pain, then i just try and use a wall

[XA04]

You can do it with folded up paper too.

[MadduckUK]

yeah wasnt the paper one on here a week or two ago? i dont believe in this day and age everyone desnt have a bottle opener on there keys... its imperitive!!

i have noticed a lot of bottles recently, normally odd alcopops are coming with twist-off tops that are still bottle-openerable. its odd

[MagicFreebiesUK]

how in god's name do you open a bottle with a piece of paper?

[mart_haj86]

I gotta try that one with the paper, you need to fold it several times.

[Lee H]

I've always used my teeth to open bottle's when not near a door, bottle-opener or a set of keys aren't available.

Saying that, I must be lucky as I've not chipped or slipped and cut my gums like a few mates I know have.

Anyway, that's no party trick. My party trick is to sleep with my eyes open and sit there and people think I'm a great listener

[Agent]

I can eat a full lemon - no problem. Always sends people into a cringe.
I also can drink Jiff Lemon like water . Love the stuff

[Lee H]

I can eat a full lemon - no problem. Always sends people into a cringe.
I also can drink Jiff Lemon like water . Love the stuff

LOL I have so got to see you do that

[Steve B]

that is disturbing!

[BEANFro Elite]

You people are all ghetto, y'all should all invest in a bottle opening keyring, nuff said really...

[Daz.]

A mate started a new one at the last party we went to.

We made him eat a spider, n the he asked for more.
So we made him eat a few more.

Apparently theyre crunchy with a soft centre, but i really am not gonna try it.


The "I'm a lady" (nob between legs) trick is guaranteed a laugh no matter what.

[Agent]

LOL I have so got to see you do that

Seriously, i cant tell the difference between an Apple and a Lemon - Mad eh ?

[MadduckUK]

Seriously, i cant tell the difference between an Apple and a Lemon - Mad eh ?

yeah mad, some people can eat Red Savina pepper's without really tasting them. the bodys a weird thing!

[manwithnoname]

My front door key does the trick...