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    volunteers?

    Wednesday November 26, 07:07 PM

    Women needed to test orgasm machine

    LONDON (Reuters) - Wanted: women to test new orgasm machine.


    No, really. An American surgeon who has patented a device that triggers an orgasm has begun a clinical trial approved by the Food and Drug Administration in the United States and is looking for female volunteers.



    "I thought people would be beating my door down to become part of the trial," pain specialist Dr Stuart Meloy told New Scientist magazine on Wednesday.


    But so far only one woman has completed the first stage of the trial, with apparently breathtaking results, and a second has agreed to take part.

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    im intrigued as to how it works.
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    i'd be up for it if i were a woman

    i guess it works by sending the signals to the brain using the spine that tell the brain to have an orgasm
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    He was first using the device to provide pain relief during birth.

    strange world
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    wonder if you could get a remote control for it - imagine - the wife would do whatever you asked
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    Originally posted by 5lab
    wonder if you could get a remote control for it - imagine - the wife would do whatever you asked
    Yeh rite...
    She would pack your bags, Kick you out of the house and nick the remote....
    and go buy a big value pack of Duracell batterys

    And you know it

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    if you manage to play bass with a frequency of 8Hz (or thereabouts), it'll give women orgasms.
    /wanders off to fit subs under car seat...

    if war is the answer, then we are asking the wrong question
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    punky im pretty sure that would depend on the woman mate
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    i dunno mate, someone told me about it a couple weeks ago, but seen as my memory is a bit sketchy at times, i can't remember details.

    if war is the answer, then we are asking the wrong question
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    this is conclusive proof the women are 'easy'...
    mind you it does give me a vision of that Fast Show sketch of that guy who's always 'c*ming in his pants'...
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    according to the new scientist it's in the US

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