Apologies to Swafe for swiping his sig and using it this way but it was just so funny. Here it is -

"AMD Athlon 4400X2 @ 2.565PenisextentionMhz
Dual Layer, Gold Plated, LED Power,Dual Golden OMG IT MAKES MY CodPiece BIGGER 1-1-1-1 DDR62.3 @ 1222.3433Mhz
5 X 400GB Porn Array
X1800XT Dildo enchanged 3D Version, 512MegaLongJohn
Oh, did I mention.....I like sheep....."

Now why can't I have a PC like that so I can boast about it in my sig?!?