Having read the "How much can you drink thread" it reminded me of some of the funny stories that I have been involved in or told. All occured whilst under the influence of course. Here's the first but I have a couple more.
I had two friends who lived in Portsmouth who liked a bit of a bevvy. One night they decided to go out on the razz and as usual ended up a bit worse for wear. During the night they had gone their separate ways and at some point decided they had better get back home and safely tucked up in bed. Anyone who knows Southsea will know that alot of the streets look the same with lots of terraced houses and this somewhat confused our intrepid duo.
Ben found, to his immense frustration, that his key did not work in the lock. No matter how hard he tried it just wouldn't go in. As a native pissed scouser he used a bit of ingenuity and forced the front window open and climbed in. He was so drunk that he couldn't be bothered with the stairs so crashed out on the couch.....
Meanwhile Rob was having difficulty locating his abode. All the streets looked the same and he'd been staggering round in circles for what felt like hours. He tried to get directions from passers by but he might just aswell have been speaking Swahili. Tired, desperate and very drunk he sought some refuge.....
The morning after.
Ben woke up on the couch, bleary eyed, with an abysmal hangover. He could hear some stirring from upstairs and was desperate for a glass of water so he got up off the couch and prompty realised........This is not my house!
He tip-toed to the front door and quitely let himself out feeling very guilty as he walked past the forced window. He had stayed the night in another number 27 one street down from his house.
Rob woke up under a parked car. At 10am. With something rather nasty in the seat of his trousers. With a gargantuan hangover he quietly waddled the 20 minutes back to his home vowing never to drink again.
Other stories such as "Sandy and the 15 pints" and "The Bazooka" to follow.
I am sure you have a few to tell aswell.