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  1. 04-09-2006, 11:09 AM #1
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    Doh. man tries to walk on water, fails

    http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=51760

    What a bell end.
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  2. 04-09-2006, 11:24 AM #2
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    hahaha, Darwin wins again
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  3. 04-09-2006, 11:54 AM #3
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    looks like the devil wins again.
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    Hehe what a berk....


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  5. 04-09-2006, 12:02 PM #5
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  6. 04-09-2006, 01:02 PM #6
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    XI. And god said let the laws of physics always apply, and the laws of physics always applied.
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    lol. One wonders at the power of misguided faith
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    and the lord he doth proclaim... "dumbass"
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  9. 04-09-2006, 01:59 PM #9
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    weird how he didn't try to swim back or anything, he just walked into the water. maybe he'll appear on the other side in a few days
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  10. 04-09-2006, 02:45 PM #10
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    now *that* would make the news
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    maybe he's had a run in with a stingray. these things happen!
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    maybe he's had a run in with a stingray. these things happen!
    Bad taste dude, bad taste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smokey21
    http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=51760

    What a bell end.
    very funny

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    maybe he's had a run in with a stingray. these things happen!
    not so funny


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    lol, I like the way the article put it;

    "He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat. He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."
    It's like a scene from Family Guy...
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    bloody nutta
    what was he thinking
    did he actualy try doing it b4 hand ?
    and if he was gona do it
    he would have been over the water while walking not goin deeper and deeper lol
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    and god did proclaim, through his medium the baby jesus "rofl-coptorzzz. n00b. pwned!"
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