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    Tastes like chicken leeglf's Avatar
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    only one drink please

    I got this email at work today thought i would share it with everyone...

    Why I was laid off --


    For the last company fun day,
    management had decided that,
    due to liability issues,
    we could have alcohol,
    but only one (1) drink per person.

    I was fired for ordering the cups.

    [img=http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/760/image001rp9.th.jpg]


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    classic
    Contrary to the odd name and translucent-grey color, Pocari Sweat does not taste like sweat
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    Nice one, need more people like that around

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    Hahaha.. niiice.



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    hahahahah.... need a straw, or arnie arms for those cups

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    apart from the lack of peanuts and crisips that looks pretty normal.

    - KP do salt and vinigar peanuts... iv SEEN them.. must investigate further
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    that is sweet

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    Were you really laid off for ordering the cups as I'm sure Managment won't have stated the dimensions of them....

    Anyway LOL
    Woohoo now Assistant Manager!


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