Originally Posted by
joshwa
Monkeys are so cool. I think we should introduce wild monkeys to the UK so they can roam the streets beating up gangs of youth that just hang around on street corners.
In China, in regions where Monkeys are common, all the locals carry sticks so that they can scare the monkeys away. A friend of mine was attacked by four monkeys in China as he didn't have a stick on him, luckily some locals came along and got rid of the monkeys.
