Lookin for £1.333bn for 3.75% of the company. My invention is....wait for it...The Tenno Razor with 10 blades!!!
You've had the Bic (1 blade), Sensor(2),Mach 3(3), Quattro (4) and Fusion (those geniuses came up with a 5 blade razor)....i've skipped a few and gone straight to 10 blades for the ultimate fantablous shave. And it's got built in wobble feature (wobbletec TM) to scare the stubble out of you!
The razor will retail for 10p and refill blades will cost £180
I've already been offered millions for it so get in quick..
I've also patented razors with 11,12,13.....1999 and 2000 blades, still coming up with names for those though