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    Let's Scare The Stupid People TV

    Just been watching TV designed to scare the Stupid people.
    Tonight with Trevor McDonald - the usual "oooooh... there's Evil Chemicals in them thar Kids" (giving no numbers, safe levels or base-line of course), just YOUR kid has 10 times the fire retardant chemicals in their blood as Kid #3... Using expert Beauticians and Crystalologists to corroborate the "evidence" with such gems of wisdom as "60% of anything on your skin will be absorbed into your body..." (Heck - that'd mean I can give up drinking water - just lay in a bath for an hour or so), and talking to scientists that have just written books about How Bad chemicals are, to scare the gullible. The only bit I enjoyed was the Fully Organic family had the highest levels of pesticides.... but as they never actually bothered to tell us what those levels were, it was hard to put it into perspective.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KBeee View Post
    (Heck - that'd mean I can give up drinking water - just lay in a bath for an hour or so)
    But that is true, i read it on a corn flakes box, and if you lie in a bath of mercury, you will turn into a Terminator. Fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KBeee View Post
    Just been watching TV designed to scare the Stupid people.
    Tonight with Trevor McDonald - the usual "oooooh... there's Evil Chemicals in them thar Kids" (giving no numbers, safe levels or base-line of course), just YOUR kid has 10 times the fire retardant chemicals in their blood as Kid #3


    Look on the bright side, at least they are retarded in a good way

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    Quote Originally Posted by KBeee View Post
    "oooooh... there's Evil Chemicals in them thar Kids"
    america, its closer than you think.



    watching Rebus at the mo
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    Could have been worse *cough*Gillian McKeith*cough*.

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    You know you've had a bad day when you collapse at work. You know it's got worse when a collegue says
    "It's OK there's a Doctor here" and Gillian McKeith walks up
    "Stand Back! This mans suffering from dampness inside! I'm going to give him emergency sunflower seeds, and a high colonic."

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    Quote Originally Posted by KBeee View Post
    YOUR kid has 10 times the fire retardant chemicals in their blood as Kid #3.
    But that means your kid is ten times less likely to burst into flames spontaneously! That's got to be good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rave View Post
    Could have been worse *cough*Gillian McKeith*cough*.
    She talks utter nonesense, but it is so much fun watching he shout at fatties and convincing them they will be dead in a month, unless they eat seaweed.

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    Well, a really fat person who stuffs themselves with utter crap is not doing themselves any good.

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    Eat less, move more.

    Damn I just took Gilleans job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckskull View Post
    Eat less, move more.

    Damn I just took Gilleans job.
    ROFL

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    <sarcasm> Everythings becoming bad for us now. </sarcasm>

    I mean just look at this...

    http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee @ SCAN View Post
    Everythings becoming bad for us now.
    Everything is bad for us, even the good things. It's called being alive, part of it is dieing.

    Fortunetly we have this people to make us worry, and spoil the time we have.

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    Used to like McKeith but she just repeats herself all the time. People were eating boxes of milk tray for breakfast before and now they're eating things they can't even pronouce of course they're going to lose weight!! If you ask me she doesn't look all that healthy herself!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk View Post
    But that is true, i read it on a corn flakes box, and if you lie in a bath of mercury, you will turn into a Terminator. Fact.
    gotta get me a bath of mercury.

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