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    Computer Grammar

    I hear it a lot working in a school.

    "Sir some of the mouses don't work"

    I would like to point out that the correct plural of mouse is mice. For example.

    My mouse is broken.
    Some mice in the room are broken
    These mice are excellent
    There is a mouse running across the floor

    Just something else which seems to be getting on my nerves of late. Guess I must be getting old!

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    What about moose?

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    Good point. I like the way people give up on grammar and spelling the moment they get near a computer.

    On a similar point, what is the plural of "Core Duo"? Core Duos, or Cores Duo, a la Courts Martial?
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    Quote Originally Posted by headbrace View Post
    On a similar point, what is the plural of "Core Duo"? Core Duos, or Cores Duo, a la Courts Martial?
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    Quote Originally Posted by headbrace View Post
    On a similar point, what is the plural of "Core Duo"? Core Duos, or Cores Duo, a la Courts Martial?
    I'd say "Core Duos" as "Core Duo" is the name of the item rather than the description.

    OK, Viruses or Virii?

    I know Virii is technically right, but it makes me feel like a smart-"botty" if I use that term!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANFro Elite View Post
    What about moose?
    Plural of Moose??

    MOOSEN

    As in: "I saw a flock of Moosen.. in the woodsen. There are many much moosen. The Meece want the food in woodsen.. the meece want the foodsen in the woodenisit..."


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    I wouldn't say it annoys me, but I find it interesting how these words come in the language but don't gain full amalagmation because of a lack of versions to describe the group or many of the same.

    For viruses it should be the same as the medical term for many virus illness...not sure what they use though.

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    I prefer the moosey plural of Mii

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tumble View Post
    As in: "I saw a flock of Moosen.. in the woodsen. There are many much moosen. The Meece want the food in woodsen.. the meece want the foodsen in the woodenisit..."
    A møøse once bit my sister...
    "Well, there was your Uncle Tiberius who died wrapped in cabbage leaves but we assumed that was a freak accident."

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    Mouses, while incorrect, is at least contructed using correct grammatical logic.

    It's the lack of capitals and text abbreviations that I find far more irritating.

    Oh and:

    'There's a moose, loose about this hoose'

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike_w View Post
    A møøse once bit my sister...
    No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end
    of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo
    dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
    Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

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    Sheep... plural: sheep.

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    There is no plural for sheep

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