http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/lo...ns_pigeons.php
Read it all the way through. It's worth it. Read the comments too. Especially the comments.
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http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/lo...ns_pigeons.php
Read it all the way through. It's worth it. Read the comments too. Especially the comments.
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you've gotta be yolking me...
Last edited by Clunk; 10-12-2006 at 12:14 AM.
"Flying wizards of satan"..Maybe the money would be better spent on rounding up the lunatics of that town !
heh, i was toying with having sorry clunk as my second line.
But seriously what is with the comments? Did some forum go on a spam war or something?
Damn funny but i do wonder if somethings been put in the water at KingstonWould it not be possible for Mrs Dallinger's rigidly endowed husband to humanely kill these flying rats by clubbing them to death with his viagra gorged tally-wacker?
Simply the best comment of them all, by far the funniest thing I've read in ages...
After loads of yada about pigeons from everyone else, there's this absolute gem....
Comedy gold!Posted by: Mrs Dallinger on 5:18pm Thu 30 Nov 06
Dear Margaret. As you can see I've finally mastered this email thing! Sue and John came to visit today, which was nice, and it was Sue who taught me how to use the email. I shall be writing to you often now that I have figured it out. Please send my love to Helen and the boys. See you soon Love Mum xxx
Posted by: Mrs Dallinger on 6:27pm Thu 30 Nov 06
Dear Mr Umbuku Please excuse any email fau pas I may make as this is only the second email I have ever written. Isn't it exciting? I was so sorry to hear about your plight with the Nigerian authorities and the subsequent demise of your mother, it must be a very difficult time for you my dear. My husband was saying only yesterday that the pond needed a new liner and the amount of money you are offering is quite staggering. Those Nigerian authorities have no right to withhold all that money, especially as it belongs to your family. Mr Dallinger has asked that I reply to you and confirm that the amount you wish to place into our bank account is indeed $645,00000? It does seem rather a lot. I look forward to your reply. Your sincerely Mrs D Dallinger
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I'd just reached the Mrs Dallinger bit and was about to post about it but it seems I was beaten to it dagnabbit!
Best bit so far!... *goes back to reading...*
1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!
boink me, that was funny
it's well worth reading right to the end, the Mrs Dallinger posts just get better and better, especially her e-mails to Joe!
Heheheh, good find Mike!
1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!
Fantastic read. Well worth it.![]()
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