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    Link: Pigeons

    http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/lo...ns_pigeons.php

    Read it all the way through. It's worth it. Read the comments too. Especially the comments.


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    you've gotta be yolking me...

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    Haha, great find Mike. Some classic quotes there, thanks for sharing. Gave me a well deserved laugh after feeling mighty down.

    pr0p/charlie

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    Quote Originally Posted by holy god of nil View Post
    you've gotta be yolking me...
    I'd expect that from Clunk. Yes, it's THAT appalling!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pr0p4g4nd4 View Post
    I'd expect that from Clunk. Yes, it's THAT appalling!
    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Wildoat on 10:56am Wed 29 Nov 06
    I agree with this action. Pigeons carry all manner of diseases like AIDS, malaria, rabies and mad cow disease to name but a few. They are also very aggressive and I can vouch for this as I was attacked by a flock and pecked severely while on my way home from flower arranging classes. In fact I would be more than happy to help in the killing of these evil creatures. Well done Kingston council keep up the good work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    "Flying wizards of satan".. Maybe the money would be better spent on rounding up the lunatics of that town !

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    heh, i was toying with having sorry clunk as my second line.
    But seriously what is with the comments? Did some forum go on a spam war or something?

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    Would it not be possible for Mrs Dallinger's rigidly endowed husband to humanely kill these flying rats by clubbing them to death with his viagra gorged tally-wacker?
    Damn funny but i do wonder if somethings been put in the water at Kingston

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    Simply the best comment of them all, by far the funniest thing I've read in ages...

    After loads of yada about pigeons from everyone else, there's this absolute gem....
    Posted by: Mrs Dallinger on 5:18pm Thu 30 Nov 06
    Dear Margaret. As you can see I've finally mastered this email thing! Sue and John came to visit today, which was nice, and it was Sue who taught me how to use the email. I shall be writing to you often now that I have figured it out. Please send my love to Helen and the boys. See you soon Love Mum xxx

    Posted by: Mrs Dallinger on 6:27pm Thu 30 Nov 06
    Dear Mr Umbuku Please excuse any email fau pas I may make as this is only the second email I have ever written. Isn't it exciting? I was so sorry to hear about your plight with the Nigerian authorities and the subsequent demise of your mother, it must be a very difficult time for you my dear. My husband was saying only yesterday that the pond needed a new liner and the amount of money you are offering is quite staggering. Those Nigerian authorities have no right to withhold all that money, especially as it belongs to your family. Mr Dallinger has asked that I reply to you and confirm that the amount you wish to place into our bank account is indeed $645,00000? It does seem rather a lot. I look forward to your reply. Your sincerely Mrs D Dallinger
    Comedy gold!
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    "OH OOOOHH oOOHHHHHHHOOHHHHHHH FILL ME WITH YOUR.... eeww not the stuff from the lab"

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    I'd just reached the Mrs Dallinger bit and was about to post about it but it seems I was beaten to it dagnabbit!

    Best bit so far!... *goes back to reading...*
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    boink me, that was funny

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    it's well worth reading right to the end, the Mrs Dallinger posts just get better and better, especially her e-mails to Joe!

    Heheheh, good find Mike!
    1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!

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    Excellent read!

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    Fantastic read. Well worth it.
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    the comments OHHHH the comments, hilarious, nice post
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