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  1. 11-12-2006, 07:58 PM #1
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    Funny Warning Signs

    I have just gone to cook my dinner when I came across this allergy warning
    "contains eggs" on a pack of.................wait for it ..................... EGGS!

    http://jiglox337.blogspot.com/2006/12/egga.html

    This has got me wondering, what other funny warning signs does everyone else see in everyday life?
    Last edited by mart_haj86; 11-12-2006 at 08:17 PM.
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  2. 11-12-2006, 08:06 PM #2
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    forbidden?
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  3. 11-12-2006, 08:41 PM #3
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    the forbidden egg?

    i think perhaps leaving that off and letting naure take its course would be the better option
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
    Vodka
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    Sory I'm confused whats this about forbidden?
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  5. 11-12-2006, 09:09 PM #5
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    Is it me, or are forbidden eggs much smaller than they used to be?
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    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.
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    and much less strait forward as well..
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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  7. 11-12-2006, 09:41 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunk View Post
    Is it me, or are forbidden eggs much smaller than they used to be?
    Yes, it's all of this silly Europe nonsense.

    IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD, I TELL YOU!
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    Beware the forbidden egg






























    That is all.
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  9. 11-12-2006, 10:04 PM #9
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    political correctness hehe.

    Just like on the a microwaveable meal "Instructions on the inside" so you open it up and whats the first instruction "Do not open packet before cooking" Nothing to do with politics I'm sure, just plain stupid.
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    is that an old wives tale?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
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    Another one I saw that was funny was male boxers saying may contain nuts.
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    the other day i was buying some chicken breast in Iceland and i found myself reading this on the label "added water for extra succulence" i was like what the hell!!! needless to say i didnt buy the stupid thing.

    sure i dont need to start saying in how many ways this is wrong but still correct me if i am wrong adding water to something like chicken breast wouldnt make it even more rubbery?
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  13. 11-12-2006, 11:22 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    is that an old wives tale?
    Not a clue heh, there was once a page I found with loads of them on, must find it.
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    I like this one



    Its outside my local police station, either someone got bored and un-screwed it and turned it upside down or its always been like that
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    lmao the guys putting it up were probably drunk or something I'll go and find that site now
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