Results 1 to 10 of 10

Thread: Condoms too big for Indian men

  1. #1
    HEXUS.gaming Steven W's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Posts
    6,592
    Thanks
    245
    Thanked
    59 times in 50 posts

    Condoms too big for Indian men

    Not my words I hasten to add, just found this quite amusing for some reason, although it's obviously a serious issue.

    What a weird poll and such a personal question to ask people.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm
    60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.
    Apologies to any of our Indian readers for bringing this up.

  2. #2
    Hexus.Jet TeePee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Gallup, NM
    Posts
    5,290
    Thanks
    128
    Thanked
    698 times in 410 posts
    I find them too small

    Edit: The condoms that is. Not the indian men.

  3. #3
    Flat cap, Whippets, Cave. Clunk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    11,056
    Thanks
    360
    Thanked
    725 times in 459 posts
    Quote Originally Posted by TeePee View Post
    I find them too small

    Edit: The condoms that is. Not the indian men.
    Personally, I think thats stretching it a bit.

    Edit: the condoms, not the Indian men
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

  4. #4
    chown -R me ./base BlackDwarf's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    On Teh Internets
    Posts
    1,431
    Thanks
    17
    Thanked
    33 times in 29 posts
    • BlackDwarf's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Gigabyte Z77-D3H
      • CPU:
      • Intel i5 3570k @ 4.5Ghz w/ Corsair H100i
      • Memory:
      • 16Gb Corsair Vengeance PC3-12800
      • Storage:
      • 120Gb Samsung 850 EVO, 60Gb Crucial M4 & 2TB Seagate
      • Graphics card(s):
      • EVGA 980 Ti Hybrid
      • PSU:
      • Coolermaster 550W Modular
      • Case:
      • Corsair 540 Air
      • Operating System:
      • Windows 10 x64
      • Monitor(s):
      • 2x 24" Dell U2314H
      • Internet:
      • Sky Fiber 80Mb/20Mb
    Haha.

    This thread is only going to go uphill (gardener)

    Also... Why the crappy ad's suddenly started appearing on Hexus?
    Diablo (Main PC): Corsair Air 540; Gigabyte Z77-D3H; i5 3570k @ 4.4Ghz; 16Gb Corsair Vengeance PC3-12000; 120Gb Samsung 840 EVO; EVGA 980 Ti Hybrid; 2x Dell U2414H; Windows 10 x64.
    Imperius (VM Server): 2x Intel 5640, 64Gb RAM, 2x1Tb, 6x Intel NIC, VMware ESX 5.5
    Tyrael (File Server): Synology DS410 w/ 4x HD154UI; 2Gb RAM; DSM 5.2

  5. #5
    Hardcore Til I Die htid's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    London
    Posts
    1,802
    Thanks
    81
    Thanked
    32 times in 22 posts
    • htid's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Asus P5B
      • CPU:
      • C2D E6600 @ 3ghz
      • Memory:
      • 2gb Corsair XMS2
      • Storage:
      • 180gb Spinpoint
      • Graphics card(s):
      • XFX 7900GTX
      • PSU:
      • 500W Seasonic S12
      • Case:
      • Akasa Mirage
      • Monitor(s):
      • 18" Dell
    Quote Originally Posted by BlackDwarf View Post
    Haha.

    This thread is only going to go uphill (gardener)

    Also... Why the crappy ad's suddenly started appearing on Hexus?
    http://forums.hexus.net/showthread.php?t=93749

  6. #6
    Now with added sobriety Rave's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    SE London
    Posts
    9,948
    Thanks
    501
    Thanked
    399 times in 255 posts
    Quote Originally Posted by BBC
    Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.
    LOL! The length and breadth is surely what matters!

    Being serious though, I can't see how length makes any difference, if theres a bit of rolled up rubber left at the end once it's been put on, that's not going to cause it to fall off or split. "Short and thick does just the trick" etc. etc.

    And at the mandatory 'it's what you do with it that counts' comment. No ****, sherlock.

  7. #7
    Eosamite Rhyth's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    1,210
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked
    5 times in 5 posts
    "Short and thick does just the trick" etc. etc.

    Don't get me wrong, but from the knowledge I've gleened from all the womens mags I read, the short and Fat door nob style is'nt prefered; however I believe it is the pelvic ostentations that bring the best results
    Last edited by Rhyth; 14-12-2006 at 10:32 AM.
    Rhyth is selling:
    Tamron 17-50mm F2.8 XR Di ll LD Aspherical (IF) £230 +pp
    Canon 50mm 1.8 II £50 +pp
    Proven good copies.

    Those who look out dream, those who look inward, awake. Jung

  8. #8
    No more Mr Nice Guy. Nick's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Posts
    10,021
    Thanks
    11
    Thanked
    316 times in 141 posts
    Hang on, surely it's just for the tip?


    Or is that just me?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dareos View Post
    "OH OOOOHH oOOHHHHHHHOOHHHHHHH FILL ME WITH YOUR.... eeww not the stuff from the lab"

  9. #9
    Tastes like chicken leeglf's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Sharqi Peninsula.
    Posts
    830
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked
    0 times in 0 posts
    personally i find pedal bin liners are nice and snug!

  10. #10
    Va Va Voom Lowe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Newcastle Under Lyme
    Posts
    6,748
    Thanks
    323
    Thanked
    359 times in 267 posts
    • Lowe's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Gigabyte Z97MX Gaming 5
      • CPU:
      • Intel i5 4690K
      • Memory:
      • 16GB Crucial Ballistix Tactical
      • Storage:
      • Crucial M550 256GB and 1TB spindle drive
      • Graphics card(s):
      • Palit Geforce GTX1080 Jetstream
      • PSU:
      • EVGA 600w
      • Case:
      • Coolermaster Silencio 352 m-ATX
      • Operating System:
      • Win 7/Mac OSX
      • Monitor(s):
      • 27" 1080p AOC, Oculus Rift CV1
      • Internet:
      • 200mb Virgin VIVID
    Quote Originally Posted by leeglf View Post
    personally i find pedal bin liners are nice and snug!
    Dude, you're not meant to climb into it....

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. A joke about men & women
    By Paul Adams in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 23-06-2004, 03:03 PM
  2. The Big Chill - Horizon
    By Devilbod in forum Question Time
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 22-05-2004, 04:46 PM
  3. The Big Upgrade
    By grand_witch in forum PC Hardware and Components
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 17-03-2004, 07:19 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •