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  1. 18-12-2006, 04:31 PM #1
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    The ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS GIFT!

    How much do I want one of these??!!

    http://www.bananaguard-uk.com/

    100%.
    Help my band to support McFly
    Feisty 2007? I OWNED it.
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  2. 18-12-2006, 04:34 PM #2
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    Am I the only person that approached the "other items that fit into a Bananaguard" section with a degree of trepidation...?
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  3. 18-12-2006, 04:34 PM #3
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    They've been flogging these things in the betterware and kleeneze (spelling?) catalogs for yonks.

    They really have thought of everything!
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  4. 18-12-2006, 04:48 PM #4
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    I am genuinely going to buy one, my bananas always end up bruised. This rocks
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  5. 18-12-2006, 05:05 PM #5
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    Does it honestly beat this though: http://crzyland.com/2006/12/12/usb-humping-dog/
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    Q: "Where do the Batteries go?"

    A: The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport. It does have other uses but battery operation is not one of them.
    No responsibility is accepted for any injury received or inflicted (or self inflicted) owing to the improper use of a Banana Guard.
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    Bazz Has Gone Bananas.
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    Canon 50mm 1.8 II £50 +pp     Proven good copies.

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  8. 18-12-2006, 05:10 PM #8
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  9. 18-12-2006, 07:34 PM #9
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    What worries me is the holster, sounds like its for people with bum bags and pocket protectors.

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    a guy at work has one of these, he swears by it
    Contrary to the odd name and translucent-grey color, Pocari Sweat does not taste like sweat
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    the humping dog or the secret dildo?
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  12. 18-12-2006, 08:40 PM #12
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    I have had the best Christmas gift that anyone could ever dream of getting; My baby daughter who was born in October. She is gorgeous and i am so proud.
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    BananaGuard looks rigid and therefore incapable of catering for the varying shapes of bananas... I don't like it

    USB Humping Dog on the other hand kicks some serious ass

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    Is it compatible with my Bananaphone?
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    hee hee. probably!
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