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    Best thing ever.

    Liberal Democrat MP Lembit Opik is shagging one of the cheeky girls.


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    said perp...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
    Vodka

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    good to see they've put on some weight at least

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    He plays the harmonica, did you know?

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    I bet he does. Can he also suck the yoke out of a boiled egg through a 1mm hole?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    I bet he does. Can he also suck the yoke out of a boiled egg through a 1mm hole?
    he certainaly looks like he could.

    I heard this story on Sunday when Andrew Colins was going through the papers on 6Music. I had no idea who he was, but i recognise him now.

    Rather him than me to be honest

    cheeky girls = shudder

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    Decent bloke actually, he's been on Have I Got News For You a few times, and he's always going on about asteroids.

    But he's also an MP and therefore probably shouldn't be having sexy time with a cheeky girl... but he is, so its funny! \o/
    Last edited by Stewart; 21-12-2006 at 12:48 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve B View Post
    said perp...
    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    I bet he does. Can he also suck the yoke out of a boiled egg through a 1mm hole?
    He looks like he has had his yolk sucked out through a 1mm hole.
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    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    5* thread
    Quote Originally Posted by Saracen View Post
    And by trying to force me to like small pants, they've alienated me.

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    yep he chucked sian lloyd (weather girl), so he could have a cheeky girl, they are both munters imo

    He is batting well above his average on both accounts, i think he is lucky to pull one girl.



    edit: i know its hard to believe that he could be picky.. but here is the link as proof http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...artners118.xml
    Last edited by Stigggeh; 21-12-2006 at 02:04 AM.

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    Sian Lloyd always frightened me. I'd have done the same.

    P.S. Madduck- ROFL!

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    Scientific proof that love is blind ( or causes blindness if you ask me - and I'm no oil painting unless it's a Edvard Munch Picture )

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    He looks like Screech from saved by the bell!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart
    having sexy time with a cheeky girl...

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    http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf...20case_1017153

    THEY WERE GOING TO BE DEPORTED AND THAT 'TARD STOPPED IT!

    im sure they were very appreciative tho..


    ahhhhhHHHH! makes sence now

    The Cheeky Girls rose to 'fame' with appearances on TV talent shows and through their hit We Are The Cheeky Girls (Touch My Bum).
    is that the name of the song or a request by the writer?
    Last edited by MadduckUK; 21-12-2006 at 05:22 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
    Vodka

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