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    "u cnt mess,, not wif me"


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    A good argument for cluster bombs.
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    Watching videos like this honestly makes me think the quicker that humanity is wiped out, the better.
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    And by trying to force me to like small pants, they've alienated me.

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    I died a little after watching this video...
    I think Agent hit the nail on the head. BTW did anyone actually understand what that guy was even saying most of the time?
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    In terms of making you think Britain is crap, ten seconds of that has about twenty times the effect of watching an episode of Monkey Dust.

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    Please tell me they're messing around.

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    U cnt mez, nut wit e, me nims funonimul srt8 gypsey.

    wheres that government petition website, I petition for these idiots to be sent to downtown LA for two weeks. Here chav boy, meet blood and crip.

    I bet they can "mez wit u".

    Failing that 'shock and awe' on Romford would get my vote Tony

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    "I'm from Romford, I'm straight cockernee, innit!" Born Hugger-Mugger to the sound of Bow Bells!

    That wannabe rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbish is about as cockney as I am, and I went to a private school. I particularly liked the knuckleduster hanging from some knob's trainer- yeah, it's going to be a lot of use down there isn't it? "Wait a minute mate, just gotta undoe my shoelace before I clock you one".

    Thank goodness I only drive buses through Croydon, Streatham, East Dulwich and Peckham- I'd hate to come face to face with a proper bad boy like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rave View Post
    "I'm from Romford, I'm straight cockernee, innit!" Born Hugger-Mugger to the sound of Bow Bells!
    fast show ftw.

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    Yeah, but WTF? I watched it again, and some utter c0ck called Frank whispered in my ear the whole video. I might be tempted to never watch Youtube again if they carry on allowing rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishrubbish like that to impinge on my viewing pleasure.

    Did you hear me, Frank? Guess what, mate, you lost the war on drugs. YEAH, YOU LOST. Now **** off and stop wasting my ****ing time, you ****ing simpleton.

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    Me an me saaarfend massive are down wiz deez bad azz niggas! I feel da flava!

    Honestly, this is proof of why genetic screening should be available for expectant parents! A cockney from romford? What is this little scrote on?

    Mind you nice camera work! lol! Shows what you can do with a nicked video camera and a short shoplifting spree in dixons!
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    Well I sorted Frank out via email. Be interesting to see what he has to make of my constructive criticisms.

    Meanwhile, more cockneys:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9k-AXlMyME

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    As a final adjunct, can I just point out that the initial 'Romford Rude Bhoy' can't even play the keyboard- clearly the initial melody progresses in thirds, but he's keying about a sixth. Should have spent your crappy hat budget on music lessons, twerp.

    Actually that ain't quite the end of it. Ice Cube was the son of two university teachers, but then he was a part of Straight Outta Compton (maximum swear warning) which a) rocks and B) works as poetry.
    Last edited by Rave; 21-12-2006 at 06:10 PM.

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    Argh. I made it to 1.10. Maybe it's because I just got got out of bed, but Christ...

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    Well, at least they're not throwing beer cans at bus stops and bricks at old ladies and vice versa, etc
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    Oh dear God.

    Charlie from busted has gone DOWNHILL.



    How much you reckon they paid the black blokes at the end to stand there and pretend they liked it?

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