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    What's wrong with envelopes this year?

    I've found that when sealing Christmas envelopes this year, they've needed considerably more moisture to get them to stick, say a 7 on the Steve-Mat moisture scale, whereas previous years only a 4 or 5 was required.

    What's going on people? This is madness!

    Footnote: The Steve-Mat moisture scale is a measure of moisture. 0 is dry, 5 is damp, 10 is moist. A 10 on the moisture scale is a 1 on the Steve-Mat wetness scale. Yay for logarithmic scaling!
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    maybe they are changing to less repulsive glues that require more wetting. This could be for heath and safety consideration, or it might just be that they are running out of old horses.

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    could just be a dodgy box?

    or your getting old and not making as much spit?

    erm.. you could have eaten/drunk somethink thats screwing with the glue?
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    A Steve-Mat moisture scale rofl

    I occasionally thought the hexus staff were a bit quirky but this.. O.o

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    Gets himself a girlfriend for 5 minutes and he already thnks he's an expert in dampness and moistness...

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    And why is it that some stamps are self adhesive now, but some are the old licky style? There needs to be a clear warning on the stamp book to avoid any 'incidents'.

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    I noticed that too...

    needed considerable sellotape action to keep them closed!


    Stew... you can talk!

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    I think this is due to the fact they've probably changed the glue from one that's made from leftovers of racehorses once they've been kebabed to a vegetarian alternative which isn't as good as the old boiled bones solution

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai View Post
    I noticed that too...

    needed considerable sellotape action to keep them closed!


    Stew... you can talk!


    Internet fixed yet?
    Last edited by Stewart; 21-12-2006 at 08:58 PM.

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    I have noticed this problem, though I try not to lick these envelopes since someone told me that mites lay eggs on the gluey bit! I don't know if it's true but it's put me right off 'em, I now carry a Pritt Stick about with me now for when I am faced with an envelope that needs sticking situation
    ( which isn't much lately as I can't be arsed to write any Christmas cards this year )

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    Quote Originally Posted by shelley bda View Post
    ( which isn't much lately as I can't be arsed to write any Christmas cards this year )
    Grinch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    Vodka

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    Grinch!


    Difference between me and The Grinch is! he's green i'm not ( not under normal lighting anyway )
    Last edited by shelley bda; 21-12-2006 at 11:09 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    I've found that when sealing Christmas envelopes this year, they've needed considerably more moisture to get them to stick, say a 7 on the Steve-Mat moisture scale, whereas previous years only a 4 or 5 was required.

    What's going on people? This is madness!

    Footnote: The Steve-Mat moisture scale is a measure of moisture. 0 is dry, 5 is damp, 10 is moist. A 10 on the moisture scale is a 1 on the Steve-Mat wetness scale. Yay for logarithmic scaling!
    Maybe they got hot - a pack of our self-sealing envelopes got rather hot and non of them work now

    Or, as suggested above, could just be a crap batch

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