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  1. 02-01-2007, 08:06 PM #1
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    LMAO!! 'A guide to self-control' mormon style.....

    ok maybe this needed this before hand, but NSFW

    Its evil and a sin!!!
    Last edited by JimmyBoy; 04-01-2007 at 01:04 AM. Reason: nsfw'ed it



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  2. 02-01-2007, 09:23 PM #2
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    Ah thanks, quite a useful guide there.
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  3. 02-01-2007, 09:36 PM #3
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    Ah thanks, quite a useful guide there.
    print this off and put it on someones office desk lol
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  4. 02-01-2007, 10:13 PM #4
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    Heh, what a guide
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  5. 03-01-2007, 04:30 PM #5
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    I see it's on rotten.com - NSFW?
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  6. 03-01-2007, 05:02 PM #6
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    As its on rotten.com (which i didnt relize before i clicked the link)

    i am not suprised i got a big red acess denied page!
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  7. 03-01-2007, 05:03 PM #7
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    ^^ same here
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  8. 03-01-2007, 05:37 PM #8
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    In fact, the pages
    were stuck together.
    instant failure
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
    Vodka
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  9. 05-01-2007, 07:34 PM #9
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    Not being funny here but if you take out the religious/Mormon elements to that guide and if masturbation was something you really struggle with and wanted to get over there are some pretty useful points in there.

    It's all big and clever to joke about it online but for some people it really can have a major impact on their lives.

    EDIT -

    Not that I don't think some of the suggestions are hilarious you understand
    Last edited by RoGuE|SaBeR; 05-01-2007 at 07:40 PM. Reason: See post
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  10. 06-01-2007, 05:15 PM #10
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    I'm all for the midnight snack suggestion.
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    Not sure about these:

    Follow a program of vigorous daily exercise.
    hmmm...

    When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell STOP!
    lol

    Make a pocket calendar for a month on a small card.
    I thought hands in pockets was the problem

    During your toileting and shower activities leave the bathroom door or shower curtain partly open, to discourage being alone in total privacy.
    And encourage being arrested for indecent exposure!

    Arise immediately in the mornings. Start each day with an enthusiastic activity. Set up a reward system for your successes.
    OMG! No comment

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