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    How to get £70k

    How wold one go about getting £70,000 legally?
    Not atlking loans or robbing banks here, selling kidneys perhaps, sperm doner (i've been called a ****** before so might as well get paid for it lol), the missus selling her eggs perhaps?

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    Gambling, perhaps? There is always the risk involved there, though.

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    have and sell a child
    Quote Originally Posted by Saracen View Post
    And by trying to force me to like small pants, they've alienated me.

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    70k buys a lot of sperm though... you'd have to be working 24/7.

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    Nah, the missus would probably get lock jaw tho

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    My name is DR CHARLES OBOSAH, INTERNAL AUDITOR MUTUAL TRUST BANK PLC. I am writing in respect of a foreign customer of our bank Mr.JONATHAN GHUNIAM with account number 14-255-2004/ASTB/123-99 who perished in an auto-crash in october 15 2003.

    Since the demise of this our customer, I personally has watched with keen interest to see the next of kin but all has proved abortive as no one has come to claim his funds of US$9..5m (Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars), which has been with our branch for a very long time.

    On this note, I decided to seek for whom his name shall be used as the next of kin as no one has come up to be the next of kin.
    The banking ethics here does not allow such money to stay more than four years, because money will be recalled to the bank treasury as unclaimed after this period. In view of this, I decided to seek through internet whom to confine in for this transaction. I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased.

    So that the proceeds of this account valued at $9.5 million dollars can be paid to your account for sharing. 65% to me and 30% to you, while 5% should be for reimbursement of incidental expenses that may be incured during the transaction or tax as your government may require.

    I will not fail to bring to your notice that this business is hitch free safe and legal. we have to hire an attorney who will protect you legally,and for benefit of doubt position you as the next of kin and beneficiary.that you should not entertain any fear as all modalities for fund transfer can be finalized as soon as possible.

    When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail on this mail box including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers and your address for quick communication.

    Your Friend
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    Think if a new funky website idea that makes people visit it too look at adverts, like the 1milliondollar webpage
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    Most important question - what do you want to buy for 70K?

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    Stock market if you're willing to take the risk, i guess

    (why did this google ad at the right delete all the text i'd written when it appeared??? stupid thing)

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    I dont want to buy anything for 70k, I want to pay my debts off and buy myself a toy before I get married....

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    You could go and work stupid hours on oil rigs for a year.

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    Years of hard work worked for me....

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    Quote Originally Posted by [GSV]Trig View Post
    before I get married....
    You could save yourself 70k there
    Quote Originally Posted by Saracen View Post
    And by trying to force me to like small pants, they've alienated me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonny View Post
    You could go and work stupid hours on oil rigs for a year.
    you'd need to work for a hell of a lot longer than a year at that

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    Quote Originally Posted by G4Z View Post
    My name is DR CHARLES OBOSAH, INTERNAL AUDITOR MUTUAL TRUST BANK PLC. I am writing in respect of a foreign customer of our bank Mr.JONATHAN GHUNIAM with account number 14-255-2004/ASTB/123-99 who perished in an auto-crash in october 15 2003.

    Since the demise of this our customer, I personally has watched with keen interest to see the next of kin but all has proved abortive as no one has come to claim his funds of US$9..5m (Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars), which has been with our branch for a very long time.

    On this note, I decided to seek for whom his name shall be used as the next of kin as no one has come up to be the next of kin.
    The banking ethics here does not allow such money to stay more than four years, because money will be recalled to the bank treasury as unclaimed after this period. In view of this, I decided to seek through internet whom to confine in for this transaction. I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased.

    So that the proceeds of this account valued at $9.5 million dollars can be paid to your account for sharing. 65% to me and 30% to you, while 5% should be for reimbursement of incidental expenses that may be incured during the transaction or tax as your government may require.

    I will not fail to bring to your notice that this business is hitch free safe and legal. we have to hire an attorney who will protect you legally,and for benefit of doubt position you as the next of kin and beneficiary.that you should not entertain any fear as all modalities for fund transfer can be finalized as soon as possible.

    When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail on this mail box including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers and your address for quick communication.

    Your Friend
    DR CHARLES OBOSAH





    Lol this made me laugh, cant believe i read it though.

    If its true id be eating my own ****e i would also become your best friend.

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