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    Why men shouldn't write to Agony Aunts...

    Got this emailed to me, made me laugh:



    Dear Deidre



    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what

    could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my

    wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I

    answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot

    recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some

    friends from work, you don't know them."



    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always

    walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she

    has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a

    taxi?



    I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she

    went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why

    was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject

    with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last

    night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I

    decided I was going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and

    then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.



    It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed

    that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.



    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?



    Thanks,

    Roy

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    excellent.
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    ... that was excellent... Straight classic... Bump!

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    rofl absolute genius

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    dats a gooden!!!!!

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    that was proper funny

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    i really wasn't expecting that punch line. very very good

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    I'm female but still saw the funny side to this , mebbe because i'm a biker too!

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    A few chuckles at work cos of this so thank you Dave87

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