Got this emailed to me, made me laugh:
Dear Deidre
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I
answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot
recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some
friends from work, you don't know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why
was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject
with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last
night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I
decided I was going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and
then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed
that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks,
Roy


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excellent.


absolute genius
dats a gooden!!!!!
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