When i was young i was always getting told things,by parents , grandparents like ..if you eat all your crusts you will have curly hair and if you swallow apple pips a tree will grow in your stomach. What cruel things were you told that you believed ?
Father Christmas
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That if I chewed the sleeve on my cardi i'll get worms ( never stopped me from chewing it, i'd chew it then worry about getting worms )
And if I sucked my hair ( had long hair then too ) i'd end up with a furball bigger than the Cat Who ended up at the Vets once because of a massive furball
And the tooth fairy!Originally Posted by Steve
I caught them out though!! On Xmas, I was about 5/6 I stayed up coz I wanted to "catch" Santa Claus. Then my fumbling dad walks in, puts presents under the tree and eats the mince pie. I cried.
And the tooth fairy I found a little far fetched after I'd realised who was actually playing Santa Claus, so they just told me the truth.
I stopped getting money for my teeth aswell, I wished at that point I hadn't of tried to catch Santa.
There's other but they aren't cruel, but they gave me a bad mouth in year 4 (primary school)
Last edited by Clstrphbc_donut; 26-01-2007 at 10:24 PM.
Ba-ba-yaa-ga (polish for evil witch, I think...something like that!)
I was told to get to bed in time or else *it* would come for me and do something. Oh how my mum scared the crap out of me with it. She said *it* was in the tree just opposite my window!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"Santa" at my house got drunk once and spilled the sherry all over the floor
I've heard of Babayaga.. can't remember where from though..
Jesus.
girls are not the root of all man's evil lol
That one could be true depending on where that sleeve went!
vegatables are cancer pills......whichi guess is true if u take that 5 a day sh*t
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How is that cruel?
Well the thought of a 60 year old man sneaking into your room while your asleep when your 7 years old nowadays is just asking for trouble.
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Hahaha good one, father christmas doesn't exist.
But seriously he does right?
Sky rockets in flight... Afternoon delight
No. xD
If the ice cream van is playing music, then that means he's sold out.
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