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    The Miracle of Toilet Paper

    Jus had this emailed to me, made me chuckle, so thought I'd share:

    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion :.
    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
    "How long will this take?" I asked.
    "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

    He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
    straw.

    Stupid, stupid man.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
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    Haha.

    We need to move away from loo roll though. The three sea-shells are the future.

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