Headlines - Hello doctor, this is my prostate calling

[HEXUS]

Ofcom vision of the future includes adding to the indignities of old age by having elderly bodies broadcast their infirmities.

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[vinnyT]

Conspiracy theorists will love this.

Now if they could make these into wireless access points, that would be something.

[stevie lee]

so basically a bloke can get an implant put in his crotch, then go around with a t-shirt saying...

'do i like you, access 192.165.2.1 and find out..'

no longer do women need to ask "is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased too see me?"

[pollaxe]

LOL. Frank Drebin's robotic prostate is realised.