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    News - Surveys costing UK business £10 zillion in lost productivity

    A new survey has revealed that productivity surveys are affecting the productivity of those surveyed.
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    Re: News - Surveys costing UK business £10 zillion in lost productivity

    Slave faster and more efficently peons?

    /me hides from the whip.

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    Re: News - Surveys costing UK business £10 zillion in lost productivity

    This story is confusing. Say one thing, mean another. Must be writen by a woman!!!

    Joke

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    Re: News - Surveys costing UK business £10 zillion in lost productivity

    The first three paras are satire - the rest reporting.

    ...and there's nothing wrong with being in touch with your feminine side

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    Re: News - Surveys costing UK business £10 zillion in lost productivity

    Quote Originally Posted by Scott B View Post
    ...and there's nothing wrong with being in touch with your feminine side
    I like touching feminine sides....

    sorry.

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    Re: News - Surveys costing UK business £10 zillion in lost productivity

    Quote Originally Posted by Funkstar View Post
    I like touching feminine sides....

    sorry.
    Sides?

    Whatever floats your boat, I suppose

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    Re: News - Surveys costing UK business £10 zillion in lost productivity

    it's better than nothing at all

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    Re: News - Surveys costing UK business £10 zillion in lost productivity

    hang on a cotton picking minute

    If they gave them access on breaks to things like facebook then I imagine productivity might be increased as there is not going to be a need for them to check who has what animals in their zoo, or their poker scores (Which all facebook seems to be at the moment!)

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