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    NSFW! - AEE 2010 - The World's first sex robot

    NSFW! - HEXUS.tv reports from the Adult Entertainment Expo 2010 in Las Vegas bringing you news on the World's first sex robot.
    Watch the show.

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    Re: NSFW! - AEE 2010 - The World's first sex robot

    "access points"

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    Re: NSFW! - AEE 2010 - The World's first sex robot

    How do you keep the ports from getting dirty & full of gunk?
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    Re: NSFW! - AEE 2010 - The World's first sex robot

    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD View Post
    How do you keep the ports from getting dirty & full of gunk?
    oh my geoff! that's such a horrible thought. :sick:

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    Re: NSFW! - AEE 2010 - The World's first sex robot

    I don't meet the age criteria apparently

    What's wrong with being born in 1891?

    Note: the above post does not contain a typo

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    Re: NSFW! - AEE 2010 - The World's first sex robot

    Turn on technology . . literally. Wouldnt touch it though, its just too . . weird

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    Re: NSFW! - AEE 2010 - The World's first sex robot

    this, but better?

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    Re: NSFW! - AEE 2010 - The World's first sex robot

    Quote Originally Posted by matty-hodgson View Post
    this, but better?
    Nick actually has one of those already
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen
    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    Re: NSFW! - AEE 2010 - The World's first sex robot

    do you get instruction videos?

    there was one playing from 5:40 onwards that seemed to demonstrate how you use it, do you get that too?

    and $9000, at leas its cheaper than a proper woman.

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    Re: NSFW! - AEE 2010 - The World's first sex robot

    at 5.40 there is a women in the background on tv doing naughty things lol but on the whole doll thing....stupid im happy with a real women lol
    Quote Originally Posted by TAKTAK View Post
    It was so small that mine wouldn't fit into it

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    Re: NSFW! - AEE 2010 - The World's first sex robot

    Anyone noticed her pants are on sideways? Sexy

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    Re: NSFW! - AEE 2010 - The World's first sex robot

    Cue the music... The J. Geils Band - Centerfold

    Does she walk? Does she talk?
    Does she come complete?
    My homeroom homeroom angel
    Always pulled me from my seat

    She was pure like snowflakes
    No one could ever stain
    The memory of my angel
    Could never cause me pain

    But as someone else said somewhere else ... doesn't she look a bit like Catherine Tate ?! Not the Dr's assistant that I'd have chose to design a 'basic pleasure model' on ... we should have a poll.

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    Re: NSFW! - AEE 2010 - The World's first sex robot

    Quote Originally Posted by snootyjim View Post
    I don't meet the age criteria apparently

    What's wrong with being born in 1891?

    Note: the above post does not contain a typo
    1901 doesn't count either and the cooking won't clear!

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    Re: NSFW! - AEE 2010 - The World's first sex robot

    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33 View Post
    1901 doesn't count either and the cooking won't clear!
    Note: the above post does contain a typo

    Five points to whomever guesses why Zak wanted one of these

    Edit: No sound here so these may be covered in the video but...

    1. Is that an Abe Lincoln beard "she's" wearing?
    2. Is the guy in the plum/purple shirt the sex robot (as his shirt logo suggests)?
    |Kata: "Read title as 'fisting'. Not sure why I clicked. Relieved, really."|
    |TAKTAK: "It was so small that mine wouldn't fit into it"|

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    Re: NSFW! - AEE 2010 - The World's first sex robot

    Imagine the people testing it... if something went wrong

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    Re: NSFW! - AEE 2010 - The World's first sex robot

    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuit View Post
    Imagine the people testing it... if something went wrong
    hopefully they tested it on a bratwurst before they crammed anything human in there...

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