News - First place in iPad2 queue on sale for $800

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Now this is just getting silly.

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They just don't get queueing over there. *shakes head*

Buyer of said place in queue would still be considered pushing in and thus unable to retain the place they just bought :p

Rather gives the lie to the theory that the reason people will buy the iPad2 because of price.

They'll buy it because of "ZOMG A NEW APPLE!! I WANT STEVE JOBS' BABIES!!1"

If they are retarded enough to pay $600 for a device that can't do anything remotely well, then they are probably dumb enough to pay to be the 'first'.

WEALTH=0
SENSE=100
APPLEFAN=0

function isSheep {

if [ $APPLEFAN == 0 ] ; then

echo "An Unexpected Error Has Occured"
exit 1

else

buyiPad

fi

}

while [ $APPLEFAN = 0 ] ; do

let $WEALTH=$WEALTH+1
let $SENSE=$SENSE-1
if [ $WEALTH -gt $SENSE ] ; then

$APPLEFAN=1
isSheep

fi

done


EDIT: Just realised I am bashing Apple fans...

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Originally Posted by kingpotnoodle

WEALTH=0
SENSE=100
APPLEFAN=0

function isSheep {

if [ $APPLEFAN == 0 ] ; then

echo "An Unexpected Error Has Occured"
exit 1

else

buyiPad

fi

}

while [ $APPLEFAN = 0 ] ; do

let $WEALTH=$WEALTH+1
let $SENSE=$SENSE-1
if [ $WEALTH -gt $SENSE ] ; then

$APPLEFAN=1
isSheep

fi

done


EDIT: Just realised I am bashing Apple fans...

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I don't even understand that but it made me laugh :lol:

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Originally Posted by kingpotnoodle

WEALTH=0
SENSE=100
APPLEFAN=0

function isSheep {

if [ $APPLEFAN == 0 ] ; then

echo "An Unexpected Error Has Occured"
exit 1

else

buyiPad

fi

}

while [ $APPLEFAN = 0 ] ; do

let $WEALTH=$WEALTH+1
let $SENSE=$SENSE-1
if [ $WEALTH -gt $SENSE ] ; then

$APPLEFAN=1
isSheep

fi

done


EDIT: Just realised I am bashing Apple fans...

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I love stuff like that. I can never write it though XD

Whats the -gt stand for?
For some reason I believe that to be C++ (am I right?)

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Originally Posted by Oobie-

Whats the -gt stand for?

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It's the Greater-Than switch.

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Originally Posted by Oobie-

For some reason I believe that to be C++ (am I right?)

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Bash shell script. :)

This is pretty sad. The iPad 2 might be a nice bit of kit, but it's not that hard to wait a few days/weeks to get hold of one.