Thanks for posting this - I'd missed out on that the "modern" stuff was also being sued - although I've got a real credibility problem with the idea that it's only TouchWiz that's infringing these "patents".
Thanks for posting that image - it made me laugh too.
Too much sense in the idea of m.a.d. on patents - although, like you, I'd like to see it happen for the good of everyone (apart from US patent lawyers).