Having posted about my kindle, I dropped it at the weekend, and the screen broke. Fortunately, it's my birthday and my father in law had got me a PaperWhite, which is AWESOME (and, yes, my kids can now swipe the pages).

Anyway, I feel strongly that if I hadn't posted on this thread, the keyboard kindle would not have been dropped and therefore, Hexus, the loss of that item is YOUR fault. The legal papers are in the post.