QOTW: What should AMD call its next-generation Zen processors?

Norris

Zen imagine8 core....imagine16 ...imagine32

AMD MEDIOcore (see what I did there?) :P

Opus.

The i9

Graviton, Devisium, Diversium, Symmetron, Equalibrium, Plexiron, Conglomeron.... Wow they could pick almost any cool word and stick Ron or ium on the end and make it sound processor.... What's the betting it's a Latin word?

Phoenix, it's about time for AMD to rise from its ashes and it goes well with the Crimson theme.

LastChance.......

The nearly as good as we said it would be range.

God Help Us.

Technically brilliant, but in the real world just OK.

Seriously though Zen Fx*****/Sx****** would be fine.

They should call it the "LOUTOTLi". The fact that those letters could be used to create the sentence "Last One Out, Turn Out The Lights" is purely coincidental.

Better idea, just call it the AMD Precarious and market it as a CPU calibrated specifically for DooM.

Phoenix

Bob.

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