Umm, no.
It'll be no surprise to forum regulars but ...
- I wouldn't pay that for ANY phone
- I want a Windows phone about as much as I want an antisocial infection
- I don't particularly want a smartphone at all, and wouldn't actually use a Win phone if they paid me.
I'm going to go out on a limb and speculate that I'm not an ideal candidate for this even if it were on offer here.
Leaving my personal views aside though, the mere existence of this offer does suggest a kind-of incipient desperation at MSHQ on the phone front. I wonder if they're doing better on tablets, because if not, it rather suggests that so totally hacking off long-term Windows adherents, like me, in order to worship at the the altar of the great god PlatformInteroperabilty might have been to drop a giant whoopsie in their corporate soup bowl.
Wot a shame.