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    HEXUS.gaming Steven W's Avatar
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    How to achieve orgasm

    Ubisoft employee invents pet adventure for Nintendo DS that teaches females techniques for orgasm.

    Play the demo!

    I'll teach them!

    Check out the Headline for more info.

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    lol! going to have to try to demo tonight just to see what they have done.

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    yup, gonna try it when i get home, dont think i will be allowed at work

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    Does it come with a bottle of wine and a box of chocs? Or maybe a map??

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    I don't get it....I'm clicking on a rabbit's nose and it's dreaming of pots of tea

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slick
    I don't get it....I'm clicking on a rabbit's nose and it's dreaming of pots of tea
    Sounds like my wife
    Last edited by Flibb; 07-12-2005 at 01:37 PM.

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    and theres me thinking this thread was about the VBH thread in motoring

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    Don't they say that the nose is an erotic point on the body?

    Try licking your wife's nose when she gets home and see what she says

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    Is it just me or is that ludicrously easy? and wth with shoes and cake?

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    What does it teach you? I can't get it to work

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    Ok, I dont get it, whats so hard about finding the clit and giving a woman an orgasm, its hardly rocket science is it...

    or is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven W
    What does it teach you? I can't get it to work
    How to hold your mouse on top of a little sphere on top of a bigger sphere.
    Ok, I dont get it, whats so hard about finding the clit and giving a woman an orgasm, its hardly rocket science is it...

    or is it?
    Not really, but the way people moan on youd think it was.

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    yo

    Quote Originally Posted by [GSV]Trig
    Ok, I dont get it, whats so hard about finding the clit and giving a woman an orgasm, its hardly rocket science is it...

    or is it?
    I think the game is more about the woman being able to find her clit not a man.

    I wanna rub the clit in the game, it's the third time I've tried it and it still won't load.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven W
    Try licking your wife's nose when she gets home and see what she says
    After a hard day at work with 30 screaming kids it would prolly earn me a '**** off' and a punch on my nose...

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