Okay, fair enough, you got us bang to rights. It's only digital to the extent that you have to use one of your digits to fire it.
But we thought this dog-biscuit shooter, SnackShotz, was just too silly to miss - give the dog some exercise by getting it to chase 10ft after a biscuit fired at 3mph out of gun!
I mean, really.
You should also check out the highly improbable hands-free dog-walking lead. It's actually a belt, complete with water bottle, mobile-phone pouch and "Triple-shock-absorbing bungee (an elasticated lead attachment).
Hopefully, the whole site will turn out to be a media-student's April Fool's joke (or Flash graduation piece) but you never know...