Curse of the real-life were-rabbit
This is about as tech as a story about expo booth babes, but we write those now and then, so why the hell shouldn't I write about a rampaging bunny rabbit? Lock up your leeks and comfort your carrots, especially if you live in Northumberland; a giant rabbit is on the loose, and it's got a hunger for veg.
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Grower Jeff Smith, 63, said: "This is no ordinary rabbit. We are dealing with a monster.
"It is absolutely massive. I have seen its prints and they are huge, bigger than a deer. It is a brute of a thing."
Mr Smith, who has kept an allotment for 25 years, added: "We have two lads here with guns who are trying to shoot it, but it is clever."
BBC Tyne has the full story. Thanks to HEXUS.community member Kalneil for the tipoff.
