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    HEXUS.lifestyle.compo :: Complete that Press Release

    And now for something completely different, a little competition to help sharpen your alcohol-dulled wits - Complete That Press Release.

    All you have to do is write two further Top Tips to Beat the January Blues - rounding off the eight that the Association for Coaching lists and helping it reach the number it must have originally had in mind but simply couldn't contrive.

    The idea is to to make your fellow HEXITES laugh louder than the original press release does.
    Find out more and read the press release, then post your entries below.

    All entries to be posted, please, by one minute before midnight on Wed Jan 3.

    We'll start a separate voting thread once we have ten entrants or soon after the deadline for entries expires - which ever comes first.
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    9). Review in your mind all your deathmatch victories. Nothing can quite cheer a fellow up so much as reliving your victory dances after having spread your chums gore all over the walls of some dungeon/hellworld.

    10). Two words --Internet porn.

    Edit: As staff at an affiliated site, I should add I expect to be disqualified from eligibility for any prize (and should be), but couldn't resist the opportunity to play along.
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    Quote Originally Posted by geo View Post
    9). Review in your mind all your deathmatch victories. Nothing can quite cheer a fellow up so much as reliving your victory dances after having spread your chums gore all over the walls of some dungeon/hellworld.

    10). Two words --Internet porn.

    Edit: As staff at an affiliated site, I should add I expect to be disqualified from eligibility for any prize (and should be), but couldn't resist the opportunity to play along.
    Er, I didn't see anything in the rules about anybody being ineligible.

    Didn't think it was necessary, what with the prize likely to be so dire!

    But, of course, like you, others will only be thinking of the GLORY!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Crabtree View Post
    Er, I didn't see anything in the rules about anybody being ineligible.

    Didn't think it was necessary, what with the prize likely to be so dire!

    But, of course, like you, others will only be thinking of the GLORY!

    Well, then where's your entry, you glory hound?! See how I trapped you into admitting that you aren't ineligible? Mwahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by geo View Post
    Well, then where's your entry, you glory hound?! See how I trapped you into admitting that you aren't ineligible? Mwahaha.
    No, my problem, as you'll see if you read my rare blog entries, is that I have no sense of humour!



    Plus the fact, of course, that I KNOW how naff the prize will be, even though, as yet, I haven't decided what it will be!

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    bump I think....

    Only 2 entries so far - any more ?

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