HEXUS.tv :: Introducing Corsair Tested to Destruction!

[awm]

You said "To be continued", does that mean you will be testing a few of the suggested methods? I'd really like to watch the video.

[James Morris]

Oh yes - come back this time next week. We plan to put the next instalment up then, part of a weekly series.

And we also plan to have new videos every week day, so keep checking HEXUS.tv.

[Lee H]

Strap one to the soles of each of my shoes and then give me enough money to go out on a saturday to a banging breaks, hard house or drum and bass night that last until 5-6 am at least.

If the constant bouncing and dancing on them doesn't kill them nothing will

[James Morris]

Would they be fed "happy pills" as well?

[Lee H]

Nooo - just enough Stella is needed to keep me going, so thats about 8 pints and then 2 or 3 cheeky vimto's for when the bloatedness kicks in.

If you want to push the boat out you can provide Magners but this seems to have the ability to make me lose total control of my feet

Nice to see the cameraman's skills are getting much better as well

[CrazyMonkey]

Put it through a EJ200 Engine (powers Eurofighter Typhoon).
That was my dads piece of the pie. He was a lead manager of this engine. I saw a massive turkey go through it... not nice.

Only thing is it would cost quite a bit to replace the engine if you did damage

[James Morris]

We'll have to ask Corsair if they have the budget.

[Apex]

Love the end bit, poor sod

[Steven W]

Strap it on a firework. One of those HUGE rockets - OR - Drive a tank over it

[chuckskull]

Drive a tank over it

Yeah do that Should pretty doable too. Seeing as the British public own more tanks than the British army

[Whiternoise]

I think the word we're all looking for here is Thermite!

Bit of aluminium powder, bit of iron oxide, set it on fire and watch the mayhem

[chuckskull]

I think the word we're all looking for here is Thermite!

Bit of aluminium powder, bit of iron oxide, set it on fire and watch the mayhem

haha that will definetly kill it.

[awm]

The problem with thermite is that there would be no evidence of the stick left over at the end to test. Instead of bending the USB plug back into shape they would need to roll it into the original sheet metal and bend and cut it again.

[0iD]

Could take it to one of out utilities sites & strap it to a sewage screen for a while.
See how long it's take my dog to chomp it in half, she's like a croc, jaws like scissors, has a rabbits head off in one chomp.
Or give it to my mrs, see if she can destroy it like she does my dinne on a regular basis.