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    Vegetable Sellers: FYI...Need passing traffic for you vegetable business?

    Need to be closer to the passing passengers.....?

    Looking for the ultimate business position, the ideal premises to capture all the local attention?

    Looking to be on top of the market place, and in tune with passing trade?
    Are you working towards a perfectly timed business model, where you know, to the second, when the locals will be passing?

    then THIS is the training video for YOU!!

    http://www.wimp.com/vegetablemarket/

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
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    Re: Vegetable Sellers: FYI...Need passing traffic for you vegetable business?

    Amazing!

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    Re: Vegetable Sellers: FYI...Need passing traffic for you vegetable business?

    Who are the customers if the train has already passed?
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    Re: Vegetable Sellers: FYI...Need passing traffic for you vegetable business?

    Jesus christ!

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    Re: Vegetable Sellers: FYI...Need passing traffic for you vegetable business?

    Quote Originally Posted by TAKTAK View Post
    W . T . F .

    indeed

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    Re: Vegetable Sellers: FYI...Need passing traffic for you vegetable business?

    Quote Originally Posted by Yosh View Post
    Who are the customers if the train has already passed?
    /\ clearly not a natural sales person

    at that speed yuo could RUN ALONG SIDE and sell them THROUGH THE WINDOWS

    well.. that's what I'd do.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33 View Post
    /\ clearly not a natural sales person

    at that speed yuo could RUN ALONG SIDE and sell them THROUGH THE WINDOWS

    well.. that's what I'd do.....
    and the obvious flaw is the fact you would be pulled under the train as there is no room and be killed.

    Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack
    off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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    Re: Vegetable Sellers: FYI...Need passing traffic for you vegetable business?

    Makes me remember how much I miss working in India/Malaysia/Azerbaijan etc etc *pastlife*
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD View Post
    Makes me remember how much I miss working in India/Malaysia/Azerbaijan etc etc *pastlife*

    You're definately a braver man than I... I just couldn't do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoNz0 View Post
    and the obvious flaw is the fact you would be pulled under the train as there is no room and be killed.
    no pain.. no gain.

    Gotta take a few risks...

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    Re: Vegetable Sellers: FYI...Need passing traffic for you vegetable business?

    Hehe that is pretty mental, I'm in Bangkok right now and apparently they have a similar market on the outskirts of the city were they have 4 trains a day!
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    Re: Vegetable Sellers: FYI...Need passing traffic for you vegetable business?

    Freshly sprinkled veggies with a hint of diesel? A free chocolate log if you're lucky? Can't go wrong really
    My only concern is should I hide my true identity? A costume maybe?

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    Re: Vegetable Sellers: FYI...Need passing traffic for you vegetable business?

    WOW !

    It shows the inventiveness of people in some parts of the world

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