OK...guys...this is the ULTIMATE SARNIE.......and its sadly nowt to do with Sair
You need 3 slices of white thick sliced bread.......toast ALL 3. Light golden brown.
Grill 6 rashers of bacon...crunchy people, not nuked...and DONT MICROWAVE IT
Get ICeburg lettuce, and slice it into slivers, like on the McDonalds adverts.
Slice up one tomato.
Allow toast to cool
Spread Mayonaise thickly on all 3 slices of toast.
Lay the lettuce on two on the slices over the mayo.
Lay the tomatoes over the lettuce again on two out of 3
Lay 3 slices of bacon on each of the tomato and lettuce slides
Grind salt onto one
Grind pepper onto the other...
Stack one on top of the other and then the last slice of mayo'd toast on top......push down with a little vigour...
Cut DIAGONALLY....
DONE